I'm going to have to Decline that Threesome Invitation…
Excuse me, but just because I am listed as "bisexual" on Myspace DOES NOT MEAN I WANT TO JOIN YOU IN A THREESOME WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND! And asshole, I'm listed as in a relationship for a reason. I guess being bisexual must mean I'm more willing to cheat, because I'm willing to fuck anything that moves, right? If I was interested in random casual sex, I would be listed as a swinger! Myspace has an option for that. Hell, even if I wanted casual sex outside of a relationship, it would not be with random strangers over Myspace! I actually like to know the people I'm sexually intimate with, even if it is just casual.