Honest to God transcript
Me: Hey, papa, you said you'd get me a new cellphone.
Dad: Yeah, what did you want?
Me: I was playing with my friend's Samsung Galaxy the other day. It's pretty nice.
Dad: When I went to the store, the clerk kept insisting I wanted a contract package.
Me: I do not want a contract, pay as you go works for me. What's in the package, anyways?
Dad: Well, almost all phones have wifi now, eh?
Me: That doesn't help. What's in the contract package?
Dad: Ahaha, my Blackberry has a camera!
Me: Irrelevant! What's in a contract package!?
Dad: LOL LOL LOL! The sun is still out! Marvelous!
HOW IS THIS MY LIFE.
Dad: Yeah, what did you want?
Me: I was playing with my friend's Samsung Galaxy the other day. It's pretty nice.
Dad: When I went to the store, the clerk kept insisting I wanted a contract package.
Me: I do not want a contract, pay as you go works for me. What's in the package, anyways?
Dad: Well, almost all phones have wifi now, eh?
Me: That doesn't help. What's in the contract package?
Dad: Ahaha, my Blackberry has a camera!
Me: Irrelevant! What's in a contract package!?
Dad: LOL LOL LOL! The sun is still out! Marvelous!
HOW IS THIS MY LIFE.