It's kinda like love.
INCEPTION. Holy crap. I swear to God, this is the best movie of the year. Leonardo DeCaprio and his squintiness has somehow over the course of two and a half hours become strangely charming and endearing. How did this happen. Urgh.
This movie has opened my eyes to the joy that is tailored suits and waistcoats. Good God, WAISTCOATS. SUSPENDERS IN A NON-IRONIC MANNER. URGH.
I watched 500 Days of Summer and I didn't take much notice of Joseph Gordon-Levitt. sure, he was cute, but whatever, eh? THEN CHRISTOPHER NOLAN MADE THAT ANTI-GRAV HALLWAY SCENE HAPPEN. IF GORDN-LEVITT KEEPS WEARING WAISTCOATS AND SUSPENDERS IN A NON-IRONIC MANNER, I WILL SO TOTALLY HAVE HIS BABIES IN A NON-IRONIC MANNER. Everybody should wear suits and waistcoats and suspenders FOREVER. URGHHHHHHHHHH.
Do not even get me started on the dreaming. I will probably die.
I cannot even complain about how nobody told me that Inception was beautiful and delicious, because that would be a dirty lie. THE INTERNETS IN IT'S ENTIRETY FANGIRLED ABOUT INCEPTION. WHY DID I NOT TAKE IT'S ADVICE EARLIER? I SHOULD HAVE WATCHED THIS LAST CENTURY.