HF Fucking W!
Earlier tonight, I had a two hour long triple threat match with Akuma and Death. This match began with a brawl betwen the 3...the first one knocked down was Mental Mark with a size 13 boot to the face by Akuma. Throughout the match, many incidents occured...Mark went to go pick the big man up off of the grond, and said "The big man ain't looking so big so, is he?" Akuma sat up and his head collided right between the eyes of a bent over Mental Mark. With Mental Mark down, Death seized the opportunity for a knee drop right to the side of the head of Mental Mark...in which he had his head on a root, so it was a double whammy.
Death was running away from the 2 deadmen, who were chasing him. When they caught up, Death knocked Mark down, and kicked Akuma right in his "Danger zone." It must run in the family, Deranged had done the same, only a dropkick to the lower extremedies of Akuma. This poor guy has been nailed there more times than Pamela Lee has been screwed in a hot tub.
There was a unique double submission, Akuma was trying to separate Mark's shoulders while they were lying on the ground, and Death came up and applied a dragon sleeper on the 6'1 monster, Akuma. Death had tried to break the fingers of both Mental Mark and Akuma, he injured them yes, but did not succeeed in breaking them.
In the end, it was Akuma who delivered one massive chokeslam all the way from hell on Mental Mark. Mark was down and out! Akuma kicked Death right in the face with a big boot, and decided to pin the Mental one, for the 1, 2, 3. Lighting has struck twice in 2 places...Akuma, yet again, got kicked in the groin area, and also pinned Mental Mark for the second consecutive time in a row.
In this match, Mental Mark suffered only 4 chokeslams...thank God! With a hurt sturnum (elbow drop from Death) and a massive headache, Mental Mark is going to go relax.
Have a nice night, ladies and gentleman.
Love you all,
-Mental Mark-
Death was running away from the 2 deadmen, who were chasing him. When they caught up, Death knocked Mark down, and kicked Akuma right in his "Danger zone." It must run in the family, Deranged had done the same, only a dropkick to the lower extremedies of Akuma. This poor guy has been nailed there more times than Pamela Lee has been screwed in a hot tub.
There was a unique double submission, Akuma was trying to separate Mark's shoulders while they were lying on the ground, and Death came up and applied a dragon sleeper on the 6'1 monster, Akuma. Death had tried to break the fingers of both Mental Mark and Akuma, he injured them yes, but did not succeeed in breaking them.
In the end, it was Akuma who delivered one massive chokeslam all the way from hell on Mental Mark. Mark was down and out! Akuma kicked Death right in the face with a big boot, and decided to pin the Mental one, for the 1, 2, 3. Lighting has struck twice in 2 places...Akuma, yet again, got kicked in the groin area, and also pinned Mental Mark for the second consecutive time in a row.
In this match, Mental Mark suffered only 4 chokeslams...thank God! With a hurt sturnum (elbow drop from Death) and a massive headache, Mental Mark is going to go relax.
Have a nice night, ladies and gentleman.
Love you all,
-Mental Mark-