Always be aware of your surroundings...

[mentalmadam]

When listening to motivational music such as Disturbed on your headphones whilst wearing your incredibly dodgy (punishable by death by the fashion police) DIY dungarees and your hair scragged back doing the last coat emulsion in the clinic and you start rocking-out and singing at the top of your voice.... it is always best to remember the reason you purchased the property is that it has shop front with a huge plate glass window on busy road. It is also best to remember that the chip shop next door gets very busy early on a saturday evening!

Dignity and standing in the community destroyed! Reputation as a complete mad woman set in stone!