I LOVE MY BIRTHDAY FOR ONE REASON ONLY.
or two, i don't know, but rachel -- rachel gave me pooooooooooorn and emotionally-tortured draco that hurt my heart so good and NARCISSA MALFOY IN FUCKING SWEATS. nothing has ever been better. the poooooorn was hasty-desperate-kitchen-sex and it was beautiful and i am so glad that i like to guilt people into things or else i wouldn't have gotten the pooooorn.
i'm going to give them my own summaries, cool:
In which Harry Potter has a saviour-complex, Draco Malfoy's best friend is a statue and Hermione is persistent as fuck. A guest appearance by Ronald fucking Weasley and some douche name Fruzz gets owned.
and that is only scraping the bottom, because this. this. i cannot fucking even.
Draco is a bossy bottom, Harry is such a Gryffindor, and they're fucking in love.
i'm going to give them my own summaries, cool:
In which Harry Potter has a saviour-complex, Draco Malfoy's best friend is a statue and Hermione is persistent as fuck. A guest appearance by Ronald fucking Weasley and some douche name Fruzz gets owned.
and that is only scraping the bottom, because this. this. i cannot fucking even.
Draco is a bossy bottom, Harry is such a Gryffindor, and they're fucking in love.