We DESERVED a one.
Bah. We had contest today. It was great until we got a two. >.< FUCK YOU JUDGES!!! I hung out with Karen, Dani, and Emily. It was utterly delightful. Chris hovering behind me wishing I would talk to him and telling loud obnoxious jokes to no one in particular. Ah yes. He wanted me. He sat in the seat next to me on the bus and told everyone a story about this lady with like 150 cats in her house and the police were cleaning it out and taking huge garbage bags of dead cats out. Only like 30 of 150 were alive. It was really disturbing. He checked my reactions and face expressions too long and too often. He told some sick jokes and I just leaned back in my seat and looked out the window. I swear he only thinks with his dick. Stupid fuckhead.
On friday my bus got in an accident. It was AWESOME. We were turning onto winton from sharon to go to school and suddenly you hear this 'ping' and we move like we hit a very small pothole. The guys in the back were shouting, "WE GOT HIT! WE GOT HIT!" and the bus driver just looked confused and was like, "Wait a minute, did we just get in a crash?" It was great. The person who hit us was a teacher and her car went under the bus and hit the hook you use to attach stuff to the back of the bus, but because she hit a but we had to call the cops and write where we were sitting when it happened and if tere were injuries. we sat on the side of the road for like half an hour. It was great I missed half of mrs bitchy-ass patracia's class. There are only like 9 people on our bus and Dan is one of them. He came up to where I sit and sat across from me. He told this stupid story about he and his friends breaking into his friends Grandmothers house for liquor. He was like, "I couldn't drink any because of the pain-killers I was taking for my ancle so I was wandering the streets with the tree most wasted guys ever. and then we were unrolling this carpet sombody was trying to throw away on the street and a car was comming so I was trying to get everyone to shut up and hide and one of the guys whips out his cellphone and starts talking to somebody.." It was funny. I always imagined Dan as the god-fearing-good-citizen who never does anything wrong. His story convinced me otherwise. Which is so much better. w00t. I had a dream about him last night, but I don't remember much except for thhat we were at the red-neck mall (cincinnati mills) before it got its make-over.
On friday my bus got in an accident. It was AWESOME. We were turning onto winton from sharon to go to school and suddenly you hear this 'ping' and we move like we hit a very small pothole. The guys in the back were shouting, "WE GOT HIT! WE GOT HIT!" and the bus driver just looked confused and was like, "Wait a minute, did we just get in a crash?" It was great. The person who hit us was a teacher and her car went under the bus and hit the hook you use to attach stuff to the back of the bus, but because she hit a but we had to call the cops and write where we were sitting when it happened and if tere were injuries. we sat on the side of the road for like half an hour. It was great I missed half of mrs bitchy-ass patracia's class. There are only like 9 people on our bus and Dan is one of them. He came up to where I sit and sat across from me. He told this stupid story about he and his friends breaking into his friends Grandmothers house for liquor. He was like, "I couldn't drink any because of the pain-killers I was taking for my ancle so I was wandering the streets with the tree most wasted guys ever. and then we were unrolling this carpet sombody was trying to throw away on the street and a car was comming so I was trying to get everyone to shut up and hide and one of the guys whips out his cellphone and starts talking to somebody.." It was funny. I always imagined Dan as the god-fearing-good-citizen who never does anything wrong. His story convinced me otherwise. Which is so much better. w00t. I had a dream about him last night, but I don't remember much except for thhat we were at the red-neck mall (cincinnati mills) before it got its make-over.