i think you're old, and you're only 21
i'm in love w/all my friends again. i'm gonna start writing plays around my friends' verbal ideosynchrasies:
[imagine me in a short blue dress and spotted fur coat, walking up to a car] "yo neccesito trabajo!"
"that abortion rally at your school was kinda weird, for me at least"
"that's because you've never been to college, dave"
"do you have any popcorn w/nutritional yeast?"
"damn i want some boyscout popcorn. caramel crunch!"
"you want it coz it's got little BOY yeast on it!"
"what the fuck is this chicken bone doin' in my house!!??"
"i wanna go into his room and jump on him!"
"and do what?"
"uhh...nothing! that's an inappropriate question, why?"
"oh really? can I jump on him then?"
"oh god...you guys like the "NEW wave punk and not the rock n' roll punk"
"what is vaginitis?"
"it's like gingavitis of the vagina"
"well how do you get it? how would you explain that to a kid?"
"a woman gets it from an individual (usually men) with gingivitis while giving her head--moral of the story, kids--brush and floss at LEAST twice a day!"
[imagine me in a short blue dress and spotted fur coat, walking up to a car] "yo neccesito trabajo!"
"that abortion rally at your school was kinda weird, for me at least"
"that's because you've never been to college, dave"
"do you have any popcorn w/nutritional yeast?"
"damn i want some boyscout popcorn. caramel crunch!"
"you want it coz it's got little BOY yeast on it!"
"what the fuck is this chicken bone doin' in my house!!??"
"i wanna go into his room and jump on him!"
"and do what?"
"uhh...nothing! that's an inappropriate question, why?"
"oh really? can I jump on him then?"
"oh god...you guys like the "NEW wave punk and not the rock n' roll punk"
"what is vaginitis?"
"it's like gingavitis of the vagina"
"well how do you get it? how would you explain that to a kid?"
"a woman gets it from an individual (usually men) with gingivitis while giving her head--moral of the story, kids--brush and floss at LEAST twice a day!"