Fic : Personality Types

[menolly_au]

Title: Personality Types
Characters: House/Wilson
Rating: PG-13 - mentions of sex but no action.
Spoilers: Vague references to events in the seventh season.
Words Approx 700
Warnings: None
Summary: Wilson tries to get House to take a personality type test. A dialogue fic.

A/N - Inspired by a post made by barefootpuddles . Questions taken from here.

Comments

[petitecuriosity]

Oh my goodness. This is absolute perfection. Complete, utter perfection. I could hear the entire thing. Better than that, I could see the entire thing, with just the dialogue alone; the mannerisms, the gestures, the facial expressions. I love the fact that Wilson tricked House into offering an exchange of sex for answering a personality test. I love the fact that Wilson wanted to keep things interesting, and especially after House's comment about boring, Wednesday, nothing on TV sex, it's clear that Wilson is well-aware of House's needs.

I actually had to stop reading before continuing at the "fifty shades of boring" line because I was laughing so hard.

And the end line is so perfect, Wilson as manipulative bitch, and clearly this fic illustrates that Wilson fits that particular type. :) I loved House's "methodical and cautious" argument for his trying an experimental drug in the bathtub. I love the way you've written House as sarcastically answering the questions, Wilson feigning irritation, and House eventually figuring out the truth.

And the way you've written Wilson is absolutely phenomenal. I think that sometimes writers tend to forget Wilson's sharp wit when they are writing both House and Wilson, but you have them playing off of one another in a way that's absolutely amazing and could seriously be canon. This...right here...is my favorite line.

"I don't do anything but awesome, mind-blowing sex, and the neighbours will get a night to talk about for the rest of their life.

Just...I can't even.

Your fic seriously made my day. *mems*

[menolly_au]

Thanks! Glad you liked it. Oh yeah, Wilson is every bit House's equal when it comes to snarky humour, he keeps up with House all the way.

Thanks for the graphic too - so funny :)