i coudn't resist.
1. list ten points of your perfect lover
2. specify the gender of your perfect lover
3. tag four people who must also participate
4. no tag-backs
1. 95% intelligent- I say intelligent and not smart because those are two wayy different things, I want to be able to talk to him about things other than physics or history, I want to talk to him about Kerouac, Modigliani, and Rand. I just don't want them to be TOO intelligent to the point where they think. why is my gf such an idiot? I can't stand stupid people who waste their time accomplishing nothing.
2. 90% strong and cuddly and wonderful at spooning( okay i combined like 3 into one but it's okay)- spooning is the best thing. ever. and I love being held in nice arms because u feel so safe and like you fit there.
3. 80% funny- you MUST be funny. and this has different degrees of funnyness. Sarcastic, Cute, Mean( but not too mean but funny but nice mean), and Silly.
(do the percents have to add up to 100??)
4. 90% good looking- yeah i said it. since this is the perfect lover, I can have him 2 or 3 ways- the clean cut no gel necessary prep school looking kid who smokes cigars and owns millions of vinyard vines shirts from vacation and lets me borrow them to sleep in, or the kid who doesnt give a fuck with long hair and scruff and showers when he wants and wears the hottest ensemble of effortless chic clothing ever, which makes you want to rip them off and gives you flowers from your own garden.
5. 80% spontaneous- someone who will have fun with life and literally lives in the moment, but not a tool who makes stupid moves and fucks up his life( but thats sorta hott too). I want him to be silly and outgoing
6. 60 % romantic- just because i've gotten around to watching TV lately and i want a cute person who asks me to prom in a really cheesey way or cuddles with me all the time and leaves me suprises in bed or something like that.
7. 90% Honest & Trustworthy- I've learned that I can't stand lying, even if it's diana lying about who ate the last truffle or something. It gets on my nerves and tells me you can't trust me enough with anything and that i'm not worth the time to tell it to or explain it to. being cheated on is the worst feeling ever- not that i've been( or know of), but it must be. but if it's 'for my own good' or something.. . on ly in certain circumstances and only if you do something incredibly cute to make up for it ( i've been wtaching too many movies)
8. 90% Athletic of some kind- please. anything. preferably not baseball, football, or basketball. Tennis, golf, lacrosse, surfing, skateboarding, soccer, polo, sailing, snowboarding, freaking horseback riding, i dont care! pick one!
9. 0% metro. if you are metro or take longer to get dressed than I do, you have got to go. I would love to have someone to get facials with me but thats why I have a gay best friend. duh.
10. 100% irresistable- anything about you has to make me think of you all the time, wether it be hair, cologne, body, music, hobby,food, talent i don't care. you need to have something that makes me want you all the time, no matter what mood i'm in.
Alas, he does not exist
2. specify the gender of your perfect lover
3. tag four people who must also participate
4. no tag-backs
1. 95% intelligent- I say intelligent and not smart because those are two wayy different things, I want to be able to talk to him about things other than physics or history, I want to talk to him about Kerouac, Modigliani, and Rand. I just don't want them to be TOO intelligent to the point where they think. why is my gf such an idiot? I can't stand stupid people who waste their time accomplishing nothing.
2. 90% strong and cuddly and wonderful at spooning( okay i combined like 3 into one but it's okay)- spooning is the best thing. ever. and I love being held in nice arms because u feel so safe and like you fit there.
3. 80% funny- you MUST be funny. and this has different degrees of funnyness. Sarcastic, Cute, Mean( but not too mean but funny but nice mean), and Silly.
(do the percents have to add up to 100??)
4. 90% good looking- yeah i said it. since this is the perfect lover, I can have him 2 or 3 ways- the clean cut no gel necessary prep school looking kid who smokes cigars and owns millions of vinyard vines shirts from vacation and lets me borrow them to sleep in, or the kid who doesnt give a fuck with long hair and scruff and showers when he wants and wears the hottest ensemble of effortless chic clothing ever, which makes you want to rip them off and gives you flowers from your own garden.
5. 80% spontaneous- someone who will have fun with life and literally lives in the moment, but not a tool who makes stupid moves and fucks up his life( but thats sorta hott too). I want him to be silly and outgoing
6. 60 % romantic- just because i've gotten around to watching TV lately and i want a cute person who asks me to prom in a really cheesey way or cuddles with me all the time and leaves me suprises in bed or something like that.
7. 90% Honest & Trustworthy- I've learned that I can't stand lying, even if it's diana lying about who ate the last truffle or something. It gets on my nerves and tells me you can't trust me enough with anything and that i'm not worth the time to tell it to or explain it to. being cheated on is the worst feeling ever- not that i've been( or know of), but it must be. but if it's 'for my own good' or something.. . on ly in certain circumstances and only if you do something incredibly cute to make up for it ( i've been wtaching too many movies)
8. 90% Athletic of some kind- please. anything. preferably not baseball, football, or basketball. Tennis, golf, lacrosse, surfing, skateboarding, soccer, polo, sailing, snowboarding, freaking horseback riding, i dont care! pick one!
9. 0% metro. if you are metro or take longer to get dressed than I do, you have got to go. I would love to have someone to get facials with me but thats why I have a gay best friend. duh.
10. 100% irresistable- anything about you has to make me think of you all the time, wether it be hair, cologne, body, music, hobby,food, talent i don't care. you need to have something that makes me want you all the time, no matter what mood i'm in.
Alas, he does not exist