The quickest
[001] Whoa Paris, Texas. Why you fuck me over so? I don't understand why I have resisted seeing you for so long. You have been on my list since we saw a scene in classin 2005! I am an idiot for neglecting you. Please forgive me? I haven't seen a film as beautifully shot as you in years.
[002] Boys are fucking tosers. I always knew this but I love it when I'm reminded so forcefully. Wankers, lot of you.
[003] I might have a house! And I might be living there by February. And by having a house I mean renting one, obviously. If I think I will ever own a house on my pesky filmmakers wage I need a good slap in the face.
[004] I have been in a Mighty Boosh funk that I don't really want to get out of. It's been taking over my life and I'm quite alright with it.
[005] Really really want to watch The Matrix. I have a strange urge. No idea where it's come from but I must.
[006] Christmas can go fuck itself with its gift buying and it's busy time and it's 5 million visiting overseas realtives who all hate themselves. Leave me be Father Christmas. Stop touching me in a jolly way.
[002] Boys are fucking tosers. I always knew this but I love it when I'm reminded so forcefully. Wankers, lot of you.
[003] I might have a house! And I might be living there by February. And by having a house I mean renting one, obviously. If I think I will ever own a house on my pesky filmmakers wage I need a good slap in the face.
[004] I have been in a Mighty Boosh funk that I don't really want to get out of. It's been taking over my life and I'm quite alright with it.
[005] Really really want to watch The Matrix. I have a strange urge. No idea where it's come from but I must.
[006] Christmas can go fuck itself with its gift buying and it's busy time and it's 5 million visiting overseas realtives who all hate themselves. Leave me be Father Christmas. Stop touching me in a jolly way.