Horsist

[mendaciloquent]

The other day we were reading a book about horses. There were some pictures of baby horses in it.

Kid: "I want to be a horsist."
Me: "A what?"
Kid: "A horsist."
Me: "What's that? Like... someone who rides horses?"
Kid: "No. A horsist is someone who multiplies horses."
Me: "Like... a combination of horses and math?"
He gives me this look like I'm retarded.
Kid: "No. Like making more horses."
Me: "You mean raising baby horses? Like a horse breeder?"
Kid: "Yeah, a horse breeder."

Horsist.