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Kid: "You know what would be interesting?"
Me: "What?"
Kid: "If there was a poop that was alive."
Me: "Yeah, you're right. That would be interesting."
Kid: "It would be very surprising."
Me: "Yeah, it would. So if you... if you made a poop, and it had eyes, and was moving around, what would you do?"
Kid: (smiling) "Kill it."
Me: "What?"
Kid: "If there was a poop that was alive."
Me: "Yeah, you're right. That would be interesting."
Kid: "It would be very surprising."
Me: "Yeah, it would. So if you... if you made a poop, and it had eyes, and was moving around, what would you do?"
Kid: (smiling) "Kill it."