xylophone

Dec 03, 2014 00:40

#1 was playing a xylophone today.
"Do you know who made he first xylophone?"
"Who?"
"The Ancient Greeks. 'Xylophone' is an Ancient Greek word."
#1 looks to his plastic Fisher-Price xylophone.
"Is this the first xylophone?"
"Um, no. The first xylophone was probably destroyed thousands of years ago."
He looks very worried at this. "Why?"
"I mean that it got really old and stopped working. 'Ancient' means 'really old'."
"Dada?"
"Yeah?"
"Is 'cellphone' an Ancient Greek word?"
"No. But good guess."

threeyearoldtheory, dad shit

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