Oh my Oh my!

Dec 16, 2001 22:58

Arrgghhh! 2hrs until my uni results come in for this semester. If i pass all is good. If i fail - even one subject - I will have to do another uni at the end of my degree. That is not very good - very bad in fact.

Now that Ive had a quick whinge about my uni results I can talk about something less stressful. Today, before i went to work my bottom said, "Marcus, you should do a poo". Alas! I ignored it and thus had to put up with wind for the next 7hrs! It was not exactly comfortable - for me especially but for my co workers as well. Anyway when I got home I did the biggest most bestest shit in the whole entire world. My best one yet. The lesson of this story: do a shit before work.

Now a few random thoughts:
*Why does cheese lose its taste after its melted?
*Why is it impossible to drink more than 2 litres of milk without vomitting?

Oh well ... off to sleep for a couple of hours before getting my marks.

Nite
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