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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I didn't flush (-1 points). In November I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last month I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In August I pushed kolyada in the mud (-17 points). Last Monday I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-24 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
menareth
Gotta love that mud wrasslin!!