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why does beyonce sing? she is pretty terrible. i hate everything about her voice, and when she tries to do her little runs i want to jump out the window. right now the mtv movie awards are about to come on. i am upset that i didn't get invited. seann i thought we were friends. jason and alyson looked great on it. i can't wait for american wedding to come out even though i am not in it. i bet alyson had great times and hot orgies with the boys. i am jealous. me and my husband are suppose to do something tonight, little does he know i plan to drop him off into the woods and drive off. since when did ashton kutcher and puff daddy become best friends? they are on my tv right now. wait it is now jessica simpson talking to mark walberg. she just said that he was handsome. she has no taste. look at who she is married to. oh now it is chris kattan and now jennifer gardner. she is loud. she is really loud. she is still on the tv. i rather watch this than update. i think my LJ I.Q. level just shot down to a five by this update. oh tyresse is on the tv now and he has a journal now. neat. justin timberlake is on. he is hot. i hope he knows he is better and more interesting single than he is dating wade. he is dating wade now? pink is on the tv now. does she have a journal? i have to end this.