SATs and hats and boys, oh my!
1. True Blood is back on HBO on demand. Needless to say, I have already watched three hours of it.
2. I enjoyed Moby Dick much more than I expected to.
3. There goes an almost five month relationship. Luckily, my crippling regret is waning.
4. My decision-making skills are highly limited. I should stay away from people whose presence require me to use them.
5. That second sentence seemed really awkward. Is that even right?
6. Breaking into a house with a complicated door at 9:30 on a Saturday night is nerve-wracking, no matter how much permission you have.
7. Excuse me. It has come to my attention that you are punk-rock. I am rather punk-rock myself. I propose that we confabulate on this matter.
8. Roll out, motherfucker.
9. I spy with my little eye a potentially terrible idea.
10. I have no idea how to punctuate that.
11. I thought my brother was a robber. If he was, I would prefer him to be the hamburglar.
2. I enjoyed Moby Dick much more than I expected to.
3. There goes an almost five month relationship. Luckily, my crippling regret is waning.
4. My decision-making skills are highly limited. I should stay away from people whose presence require me to use them.
5. That second sentence seemed really awkward. Is that even right?
6. Breaking into a house with a complicated door at 9:30 on a Saturday night is nerve-wracking, no matter how much permission you have.
7. Excuse me. It has come to my attention that you are punk-rock. I am rather punk-rock myself. I propose that we confabulate on this matter.
8. Roll out, motherfucker.
9. I spy with my little eye a potentially terrible idea.
10. I have no idea how to punctuate that.
11. I thought my brother was a robber. If he was, I would prefer him to be the hamburglar.