truth serum notameme!

[memphis86]

WOOOOOO!!! I love Provençal food. Can I fucking go on an eating tour of France? I HAD PIZZA WITH RATATOUILLE NOMNOMNOM...

Anyway! Have a not-a-meme that I'm pulling out of my ass:

Hi, I am drunk. If you ever wanted my honest opinion on ANYTHING, now is the time to ask before I sober up and change my mind.ETA: Aaaaand sober. How the hell did I

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[memphis86]

There are only 2 outcomes to the upcoming election that I will be satisfied with:

1. Hilary Clinton with Barack Obama as her running mate. As Tina Fey so eloquently put she is a bitch who can get shit DONE, and I don't care if Bill Clinton has a harem of interns, I want him back in the White House getting blown and pushing for peace talks in the middle east and helping to repair the damage George Bush has done to our national image. Obama lacks the experience Clinton has, but would sway the democratic vote, as well as some republican, as he is a actually more of a moderate candidate. I actually think that while Hilary is better on health care, I'd rather have Obama in the pocket as well to balance her out and truly try to bridge the gap between democrats and republicans, or even bring back the ideals republicans held before the neo-cons took over the party; especially ones like small-government.

2. Sam and Dean go to investigate a haunting in the Lincoln bedroom, and end up "accidentally" shooting Dick Cheney's face full of fucking rocksalt. George holds him as he slowly and painfully dies and cries (and pees himself). The Brothers Winchester back slowly into a dark corner and have incestuous gay sex in the oval office. Dean makes a lot of Clinton jokes and Sam ALMOST slaps him when he calls him "Monica".

:D

[cathybites]

I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU ARE ACTUALLY DRUNK.

or you are reading from a prepared statement.

[memphis86]

I AM AN ERUDITE DRUNK DAMN IT. How the hell else did ya think I got through college?