SPN 3.09!! OMG YAY DOES NOT DO IT JUSTICE!!

[memphis86]

Is it bad that nothing Britney Spears does shocks me anymore? It's bad, right? But the real question is it bad for her or for me?

Me for becoming that desensitized to her crazy or for her for being so crazy one could GET desensitized.

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Let's get this party started right:

• OH HAI SHOW!! I missed you! I LOOOOOOVE YOOOOOU!!!
  
  
• Mmmmm, chicken!
  
  
• AUGH NO BAD TOOTHBRUSH VOODOO AUGH NOOOOOOO. Fuck this is the fucking nail all over again, right? KRIPKE YOU ARE NOT THE DIRECTOR OF SAW!! STOP IT!!!
  
  
• EEEEEEE SUITS!!!
  
  
• I love that they groan as they get into the Impala, they're so old and groan-y and they are growing OLD TOGETHER AND AAAAHHH I luff my BOYS. FUCKING AND IN LOVE AND OLD TOGETHER. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
  
  
• I'm sure you're all going to make a ton of clever bodily fluid references so I won't bother. :D
  
  
• JESUS FISH GOD NOT POISON. NOOOOO that is just CRUEL.
  
  
• EEEE! Screamin' Jay Hawkins!! MUCH BETTER!
  
  
• MMM. MMMM. CHICKEN.
  
  
• Um, who else thinks they stole the wrist-slashing move from The Craft?? Just me?
  
  
• SURPRISE BUNNY! FRIGGIN' WITCHES! "Why does a rabbit always get screwed in the deal?!" ILU DEAN SO MUCH ILU!!! (sekrit note to catjihad: DEAD BUNNY ZOMG!)
  
  
• If "Book Club" is the coven, then "Fantasy Football" must be the Quidditch team.
  
  
• HEE BTO. Should have been Turner and Hooch.
  
  
• "Mrs. Renee. Van. Allen." Dean. Doesn't. Care.
  
  
• :D EEE! Ruby Ruby Ruby Ruby Soho! Okay I secretly like Ruby. And I mean I LOVE HER, K? THIS IS A RUBY LOVE ZONE. That is not as dirty as you think.
  
  
• "Put a leash on your brother, Sam, if you wanna keep him!" OMG PLEASE DO. I CAN HAS?
  
  
• YAY ANGRY MOTEL SEX TIME YAY!!
  
  
• MEEEEEEEEEPP!!! ;_; ALONE!! OH GOD! OH GOD!! "I gotta be more like you" OMG SAAAAAMMMY!!
  
  
• I would like to note for the sake of my twin that Dean was choking on cherry juice and cranberry sauce. Not blood. ♥
  
  
• BOYSTOUCHING AND THEN ANGRY SAMPALA DRIVING EEEEE!!!
  
  
• ETA: Almost missed this! Dean hunched over with his butt in the air makes me think HORRIBLE DIRTY THINGS because I am AWFUL.
  
  
• DEAN KNOWS THE TASTE OF ASS. HE KNOWS WHAT ASS TASTES LIKE. That's what I'm getting from this scene.
  
  
• AHAHAHAHA Shortbus! Let's call him that from now on, Sam is a Ginormatron and Dean is his Shortbus.
  
  
• Like... switching to Geico?
  
  
• AHAHHAHA Dickwork!
  
  
• HEE, the Secret!! I think I love Tammy.
  
  
• Dean's face at the thought of HAWT Lesbian demon kissy-action made me guffaw aloud. OH, SHORTBUS!
  
  
• I approve of the fight and the ensuing manhandling of the Sammy by Shortbu-uh Dean. I'll stop calling him Shortbus... soon...
  
  
• IM exchange wis my twin during the commercial:
  
  memphis86: Yay manhandling the Sammy
  memphis86: mmm, thought so, Ruby being a witch, since I saw the sides
  memphis86: but "Sold her soul to me" does that mean Dean's going to become some kind of spirit wraith like a demon when he dies?
  memphis86: AND WILL HE POSSESS SAMMISH AND HAVE SOME HAWT SELF-LOVIN?
  dark_reaction: WHAT?
  dark_reaction: YOU ARE STRANGE
  dark_reaction: THAT WAS...
  memphis86: I KNOW
  memphis86: BUT C'MON
  dark_reaction: ILOVEYOU
  
  
• *wants to hug Sam*
  
  
• EEEEEE Dean and Ruby are actually kinda kewl together.
  
  
• OKAY I CALLED IT. Dean is going to hell and becoming a demon and there's gonna be FIC, see where he goes and possesses girls and guys and maybe Sam and pretty much DOES SEXY THINGS to/with his brother and it will be creepy and HOT and YAY.
  
  
• Re: the preview. BBBBBOOOOOOBBBBBBYYYY!!!!! :D

In conclusion: *sigh* Sam and Dean Winchester. Making, sweet, sweet love. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

While the dog watches...