BEST PRESENT EVAR.

[memphis86]

Hi Fandom. Are we crying with joy yet? I AM.

First of all, I had Oogie Boogie's song running through my head during the opening of the episode. Sandy Claws huh? OOH! I'm really scared!

• Awwww, cheesey opening! Nice!!
  
  
• OMG I want that reindeer print the little kid has on his pj's on pj pants. So cute!!
  
  
• Ypsilanti! I've won many a game of Geography with that town!
  
  
• Heh, Satan Claus!
  
  
• ANTI-CLAUS. Sam you dorky little salmon.
  
  
• Ahahahaha, evil brothers. VERY SMOOTH KRIPKE, YOU ARE LIKE A NINJA.
  
  
• Dean is the grinch what stole Christmas from wee!Sammy? Whaaa?
  
  
• OH DEAR GOD! CUE WEECHESTERS! UNCLE BOBBY!! ALKHJFBCWJFBIUOWBFCIWBD!!!
  
  
• Why is Sammy blond? I am going to pretend because Dean was curious about dying his hair to look like Dee Snyder and made Sammy do it first. Yus.
  
  
• Winchester, John Winchester.
  
  
• *snerk* Tiny Dean is storming out, to go to the bar, have a root beer, pick up some skanks. Big boy stuff Sammy, you wouldn't understand.
  
  
• Pimp Santa! :D
  
  
• "We came to watch." AHAHAHHAHA SMOOOOOOTH LIKE BUTTER SAMMY. NOT CREEPY AT ALL. \o/
  
  
• Mmmm, they can has sleepy Impala sex now? And fall asleep in on each other. And snuggle. Yeeeeees.
  
  
• Sam Winchester: The Boy King Who Hates Christmas. WRITE THAT FIC PEEPS.
  
  
• Okay, who else saw an allusion to Magnificent Seven when drunk!Santa closed the curtains there?
  
  
• Um, what are cranberry molds? Is it a Goyim thing? Are they for eating? For decorating? For... molding?
  
  
• "Mistle my toe..." Oh porn. ♥
  
  
• OH MY GOD SILENT NIGHT! ILU ILU ILU ILU....!!!
  
  
• Mmmm, cooooookies. I'd hit those, that kid does not look as nommy.
  
  
• JENGA. YUMMY. FUSSY. These are a few of my favorite things...
  
  
• GHAGVIFHS:gb They are so fucking married, and fucking, and married AND FUCKING!!
  (Even if Sam's a little fussy).
  
  
• IDEK if you heard Sammy? BUT HE'S GON' DIE. Until retconned brought back with the healing power of cranberry molds SEX.
  
  
• PUSH THE BEDS TOGETHER AND CUDDLE ALREADY! Or you will get COAL.
  
  
• "Coolest Dad in the world" AAAAH SHOW!! ♥
  
  
• The show in my head has Dean sitting by Sammy's side all night until he stops crying and falls asleep. SIIIIIIGH...
  
  
• Evil! Old Woman! EEEEVIL!
  
  
• Awww, Dean can no has peanut brittle. D:
  
  
• Mmmm, ribs.
  
  
• I SAW DEAN TUMMY. Happy Hanutummykah! Joyous Bellymas! ♥
  
  
• "Good enough to eat." IAWTC SO HARD. ALL-RIGHTY-ROO.
  
  
• AAAHHHAH OWWWOOWOWOWWW OMG FUCK OMG FUCKING FUCK. THIS IS NOT A VERY "SAW" CHRISTMAS, IS IT? GODDAMN FINGERNAIL!?!?! GRAAAAH. *cries* NOT ON!!! Oh Sammy, ohhhh SAAAAAMMMMEEEEHHHH....!!! D: D: D: D: D:
  
  
• GET THE FUCKING DOOR BEFORE I PUKE. GET. THE. DOOR!!!
  
  
• ... "MIIIIIIIIDGE!!!!" Oh show, ILU again. Let's make up!
  
  
• Heh, Sammy has maijickal un-mussing hair! I was just about to say how hot his hair looked when it was all messed up like that!
  
  
• I can has Winchesters in the snow now? YEY SNOW!
  
  
• .... BARBIE!! I want fic where Sam plays with Barbies and makes them kiss each other and Dean catches him and makes fun of him and Sammy POUTS and then 10 years later they make out alot with tongue. I don't know what that has to do with anything but I WANT IT.
  
  
• Um, what you heard during the gift-giving scene? Was the sound of 100 fangirls' OVARIES EXPLODING. Mine went something like this:
  
  ASPANDXJAKKFHHFHHH!!!
  
  Sam gave DEAN THAT AMULET!!!!
  
  Nnnnnghhhh!!
  
  ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
  
  EEEEE!!!! *dolphin sounds*
  
  Jesus fish they're so fucking and in love and FUCKING IN LOVE AND FUCKING AND IN LOVE!!!!
  
  Okay, I'm done. How awesome was that though? HOW FUCKING AWESOME IS OUR SHOW?!
  
  
• What exactly ARE they going to do with porn, candy, a can of lube oil and shaving cream?
  
  I SMELL A FIC CHALLENGE!! Can we?
  
  
• OMG, OMG my heart... Winchesters in the snow...
  
  ♥

In conclusion:

Fucking and in love and FUCKING and IN LOVE and FUCKING IN LOVE!!!

Hurry back, Sam and Dean. Plz.