BLOOD AND THUNDER! VICTORY AT SEA!
You can't quite tell when meeting me in person, because I'm loud and squeaky and I talk too much, but I still consider myself a very quiet person.
Quiet in the way that I have all these things to say, but I keep them in my head mostly, and don't just post them anymore to have this sort of ongoing dialogue with my flist. Instead I've taken to twitter for the more short and inane utterings of thoughts.
Tonight, I think I have reached the point in which my chatter and my silence have finally balanced each other out, and I feel like I've been quiet and displaced from LJ for no reasons other than my own insecurities and feelings of failure. Failure to complete those fics that I used to be able to grind out in a more timely fashion. I like to think of it as mashing up a piece of talc or another kind of mineral low enough on the Moh's scale, with a mortar and pestle. The idea is full and formed and it's not going to lose any of it's volume on it's own, but you still need to sit there and grind it fine enough to be absorbed into the bloodstream.
(I've only used a mortar and pestle once though, to grind bile out of a slice of liver for an experiment in high school biology. It's turned me off to liver, and my feet still itch.)
So in lieu of written porn, I am going to pull your ear to another source of porny enjoyment... Oglaf! An NC-17 webcomic I have been enjoying after I stumbled upon it through another naughty webcomic and realized it wasn't your usual "straight porn for guys featuring anime girls with hooj breastestes". No, gentle reader, I believe this is porny humor for ANYONE! Huzzah!
Here's why (NOT BLOODY WORKSAFE EVER):
The empress is one of my FAVORITES and her boobs aren't planet-sized! (1) But she does have a nasty sense of humor. (2) (which I think is awesome) (3) And here she is clever, (1) but merciless, (2) and ultimately, pragmatic. (3) (It's a frickin' sweet-ass falcon, too!) (4) There is a canon slash character! Who is kind of clumsy But then we learn that there's MPREG! (1) with a twist... (2) Tell your favorite guy friend this happens to him while he sleeps. Hot Valkyrie chicks enjoying zombie slash Genies are nasty bastards There's some obvious gag humor bits scattered throughout, that are still quite enjoyable and sexy But honestly, some of the funniest comics are completely porn-free
So yes, go check out OGLAF!
Quiet in the way that I have all these things to say, but I keep them in my head mostly, and don't just post them anymore to have this sort of ongoing dialogue with my flist. Instead I've taken to twitter for the more short and inane utterings of thoughts.
Tonight, I think I have reached the point in which my chatter and my silence have finally balanced each other out, and I feel like I've been quiet and displaced from LJ for no reasons other than my own insecurities and feelings of failure. Failure to complete those fics that I used to be able to grind out in a more timely fashion. I like to think of it as mashing up a piece of talc or another kind of mineral low enough on the Moh's scale, with a mortar and pestle. The idea is full and formed and it's not going to lose any of it's volume on it's own, but you still need to sit there and grind it fine enough to be absorbed into the bloodstream.
(I've only used a mortar and pestle once though, to grind bile out of a slice of liver for an experiment in high school biology. It's turned me off to liver, and my feet still itch.)
So in lieu of written porn, I am going to pull your ear to another source of porny enjoyment... Oglaf! An NC-17 webcomic I have been enjoying after I stumbled upon it through another naughty webcomic and realized it wasn't your usual "straight porn for guys featuring anime girls with hooj breastestes". No, gentle reader, I believe this is porny humor for ANYONE! Huzzah!
Here's why (NOT BLOODY WORKSAFE EVER):
So yes, go check out OGLAF!