SPN 5.06
You know what this episode reminded me of?
Dean: Marge Sammy, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich ham for a moment.
Sam: Are you going to eat it?
Dean: ... Yes.
GIRL, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE.
Hi, my name is Memphis and above all else, I ship Dean/Food. And Sam/Castiel. What? Who said that? SHUT UP, MEMPHIS. THEY TOTALLY WOULDN'T OF HAD SOME AWESOME ANGRY/RIGHTEOUS/MANFULLY KISSING JUST THEN.
I'm not drunk enough to be this incoherent. LET'S TALK ABOUT DEAN AND HIS HAM MAKING HIM HAPPEH. AND THEN HE GETS TRICHINOSIS AND SAM AND CASTIEL HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF HIM AND HE SOMEHOW GETS A BELL AND DEMAND THEY BRING HIM... MORE HAM.
MEDICINAL HAM.
Okay I'm done. SHOOOOOOOOWWWWW ILU!!
(Now give me my Action Castiels! With an cellphone accessory that says it's almost out of minutes and a box of kittens.)