So I think I'm going to print out
this and hang it on my wall as motivation.
Though I would settle for making it through the night without incurring more injury. I've already bitten my way into a nice fat lip and accidentally titty-punched myself.
dark_reaction thinks I should instead do something like writing I SHALL NEVER, EVER WRITE AGAIN!! into a giant blinking sparkle-cock macro of sorts. Because of the laws of reverse-psychology-double-scoop-with-butterscotch-magical-gris-gris will kick in and then I'll churn out a masterpiece. Or maybe just something about Sam waking up with a tramp stamp one fine day.