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OMG Top Chef 3!!!
See, I watched the first two seasons with my BFF, but now she works late nights. So you all get to be spaminated with my thoughts:
CJ - Ohhhh very tall man. I heart you for PURELY aesthetic reasons. YOU ARE SO TALL! <3
Oh! Wait! I heart you for getting the funniest quote award(s):
"I've got a false testicle and I'm ready to cook."
"Sweet little tyke in the manger, what is happening here?"
Hung - I like you the same way I like Stephen and Marcel (begrudgingly so). Which makes me think you're playing the part of the cocky bastard on purpose. But Top Chef wouldn't be the same without the cocky bastards. Game on, sir.
Casey - I don't like you. For no real reason :( I'm sorry, I just kinda think you're a hosebeast. Prove me wrong?
Sara M. - CHEESEMAKER! ILU! Also, props for the accent. I have no idea where you are from, even though you said it the first time you spoke. Jamaica? (Upon consulting my closed captioning, you ARE indeed from Jamaica. Your accent stupefies me.)
Sara N - Meh, no opinion yet.
Joey - You annoy me in the preview and with the attitude. I'm kinda ashamed to share a city with you. Way to make us look like assholes. Booo-urns.
Sandee Birdsong - Can we run away to Canada and gay-marry so I can have your last name? PLEASE? I must become Memphis Birdsong! How cool would that be?
Lia - You are ADORABLE. Like a kitty. However, I worry that you will be stopped by truancy police and asked to return to your high school. Watch yo' back!
Tre - I like you. No reason, you're nice and made good food and I like you.
Micah - Hello second confusing accent. You seem okay right now. Irish? South African? I'm too lazy to look you up on Bravotv.
Dale - You and Sandee need to raise mohawk babies. HEE
Brian - Um, you're pretty? Kinda? You have a cool hat? I need to watch the episode again... Upon further review: Your last name is Malarkey! OMG! Cool! Can I marry you as well? I can be Memphis Malarkey! :D
Clay - I kinda wanted you to stick around longer, but it is what it is. You made a nice first impression! You're more memorable then Suyai! Be proud of that!
Howie - is probably short for Howard.
I'm totally forgetting that other girl, but that just goes to show you how much of an impression she made on me and how much they did not showcase her.
It's gonna be fun to look back on this at the end of the season :D
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Also, I am avoiding the Supernatural S3 spoilers like the PLAGUE. Thank you to those who have been cut-tagging them properly. Keep it up! I want my jaw dropped when it's the right time.
See, I watched the first two seasons with my BFF, but now she works late nights. So you all get to be spaminated with my thoughts:
CJ - Ohhhh very tall man. I heart you for PURELY aesthetic reasons. YOU ARE SO TALL! <3
Oh! Wait! I heart you for getting the funniest quote award(s):
"I've got a false testicle and I'm ready to cook."
"Sweet little tyke in the manger, what is happening here?"
Hung - I like you the same way I like Stephen and Marcel (begrudgingly so). Which makes me think you're playing the part of the cocky bastard on purpose. But Top Chef wouldn't be the same without the cocky bastards. Game on, sir.
Casey - I don't like you. For no real reason :( I'm sorry, I just kinda think you're a hosebeast. Prove me wrong?
Sara M. - CHEESEMAKER! ILU! Also, props for the accent. I have no idea where you are from, even though you said it the first time you spoke. Jamaica? (Upon consulting my closed captioning, you ARE indeed from Jamaica. Your accent stupefies me.)
Sara N - Meh, no opinion yet.
Joey - You annoy me in the preview and with the attitude. I'm kinda ashamed to share a city with you. Way to make us look like assholes. Booo-urns.
Sandee Birdsong - Can we run away to Canada and gay-marry so I can have your last name? PLEASE? I must become Memphis Birdsong! How cool would that be?
Lia - You are ADORABLE. Like a kitty. However, I worry that you will be stopped by truancy police and asked to return to your high school. Watch yo' back!
Tre - I like you. No reason, you're nice and made good food and I like you.
Micah - Hello second confusing accent. You seem okay right now. Irish? South African? I'm too lazy to look you up on Bravotv.
Dale - You and Sandee need to raise mohawk babies. HEE
Brian - Um, you're pretty? Kinda? You have a cool hat? I need to watch the episode again... Upon further review: Your last name is Malarkey! OMG! Cool! Can I marry you as well? I can be Memphis Malarkey! :D
Clay - I kinda wanted you to stick around longer, but it is what it is. You made a nice first impression! You're more memorable then Suyai! Be proud of that!
Howie - is probably short for Howard.
I'm totally forgetting that other girl, but that just goes to show you how much of an impression she made on me and how much they did not showcase her.
It's gonna be fun to look back on this at the end of the season :D
***
Also, I am avoiding the Supernatural S3 spoilers like the PLAGUE. Thank you to those who have been cut-tagging them properly. Keep it up! I want my jaw dropped when it's the right time.