Things I have learned:
- If the internet explodes, and no one's around to comment, does it matter?
- Jared Padalecki sends Jensen picture texts of his balls.
- Jim Beaver approves of your porn. As long as those checks clear.
- Jensen Ackles doesn't judge me because I help him get his swerve on.
- Chad Michael Murray is going to have his babies in Nepal, and send Jared and Jensen picture texts of his balls.
- Tom Welling is as Tom Welling does. Even if it makes
causeways go D:
- Jensen is adopting a Chinese baby with Jared. That's what the text messages were code for.
- My air conditioner has yet to catch fire, thanks for putting the fear of God into me, Con Ed.
-
ignited is made of awesome.
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regala_electra is only partly to blame, also she has the best new title for an RPS fic she won't write because she doesn't write RPS (except all those times she writes RPS, you know).
- Did I mention Jared and Jensen in a biblical way? No? Well then. Yes they are.
IS IT WEDNESDAY YET?? I CAN HAS TWIN?
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And now I return to Seapony Island! Where Barack Obama is EL PRESIDENTE FOR LIFE and Dolphin Princesses make happy sounds on Pada-tummies. And of course, the SEAPONIES.