EGO HIGH FIVE!

[memphis86]

Transcribed from an IM convo that Lauren actually wasn't there for, so it was just me talking to her away message:

me: So I'm the awesomest secretary ever
Lauren: [autoreply]
me: :D
me: and I deserve a raise
me: I got to Grand Central, 5 minutes early, met my boss as he was getting off his train, AND put him on an earlier train back to White Plains
me: AND, got a cheese filled pretzel and milkshake. And got back to the office before 2pm
me: I RULE

I SO TOTALLY DESERVE A RAISE AND A COOKIEPUSS ON MY BIRTHDAY.