May 01, 2008 06:15
...is it safe?
Okay! So! There is a SHOW THAT I REALLY REALLY LIKE that is on the television tonight! It is called:
Supernatural: Or How I Stopped Worrying And Learned to Love My Brother's Ass [With My Mouth]
And it's episode 3.14
Which is PI!!! ajksfdgfdkhj
Fake Spoilers:
SAM AND DEAN WILL WRESTLE NAKED IN A GIANT PIE AND SAM WILL PIN DEAN AND THEN DEAN WILL REALIZE THAT SAM'S GIGANTOR CHERRY-COVERED COCK IS PINNING HIM TO SOME CRUST AND SAM WILL START THRUSTING AND DEAN WILL SCREAM, "YES! YES!! MORE PIE AND COCK PLEASE!!" AND THEN WAKE UP REALIZING IT WAS ALL A DREAM BUT HE'LL LOOK AT SAM AND SAY "I NEED TO GET ME SOME PIE AND BUTTSEX, SAMMY!!" AND SAM WILL STOP BRUSHING THE BICHON FRISE AND SAY, "I CAN PROVIDE YOU WITH ONE OF THOSE THINGS, BEND THE FUCK OVER, SHORTBUS!" AND THEY WILL HAVE BUTTSEX RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE PUPPY WHO STARES AT THEM WITH COLD, BLANK EYES OF PURE HATRED AND THEN DEAN WILL COME SHOUTING "NOBODY DOESN'T LIKE SARA LEE!!" AND THEN SAM WILL GET PIE FOR HIS SWEETIE. AND I DIE LAUGHING AND ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LIKE A SQUIRMY KITTY.
Oh did I not cut those VERY TRUE SPOILERS? I'm sorry.
dean eating pie off of sam's face,
cockzilla,
dean/food,
dean likes wearing a fish thong,
the cycle of oral sex jokes,
the judgmental bichon frise,
3.14 = pi!!,
dean says stick it in gigantor,
fake spoilers,
naked bear wrestling,
pie,
dean/pie,
pah