Sometimes life can be crackier than the crackdreams I've been having recently.
Wore my Joker coat again today, it's still a little weird wearing it while not in full costume. Nomatter how much I try to rewire my brain into not giving a shit, I still worry that people think I look stupid in it.
But the more I wear it the more natural it feels, and the less I worry about people's opinions.
I just wish the vents weren't cut quite so high up the back... feels like everyone is staring at my arse.
But anyway. Wore the coat.
I was at work and found this weird itchy lump on my arm. I remarked to one of the sales girls that I thought I'd been bitten by something.
"Maybe you've got some bats flapping around in your coat!" She said, laughing.
I just shrugged and said "No, when they bite they tend to go for the neck."
Of course, they thought of Vampire Bats, and laughed.
I, however, was having a sneaky giggle thinking about Entropy, and laughed also.
It's only on reflection that I realise none of the above conversations were actually funny, but I remember we all laughed our royally stupid asses off. I think they must pump some sort of odd gas into our office to keep us happy.
Oh and one of the girls has this habit of calling everyone John, whether they are male or female.
This was a running joke in our office for at least a year, and we all started calling eachother John all the time.
But guess what? John isn't the flavour of the month anymore. She's started calling everyone BRUCE.
She's not even a Batman fan, it's completely random. I fucking crack up whenever she does it.
Other cracky things today:
Attempted some artwork... well, Entropy fanart, I guess you could call it.
No one will ever see it seeing as I'm practicing how well I can even draw the human form, and especially how well I can draw Mr. J himself.
I wanted to find an image from the story that just really stuck in my mind, and nothing stuck more than that last paragraph of chapter 40.
I'm shit at anatomy so I stripped off and stood infront of a mirror and gleefully tied one arm to the top of my bedroom door to try and see what the pose would generally look like. Taught me a lot, and I'm semi-confident that I can do the image some justice with practice.
But now I have a super hot rope burn on my wrist and I wanted to take a picture to show everyone but my webcam is being a basket of farts again.
And OH HO HO SHIT there's another Entropy chat - I can't remember any more cracky things to tell you all. Must chat!
I sense another zombie day tomorrow. *blinks sleepily*