OH MAH GAWD MY F'ING FEET!

Apr 25, 2010 02:34

I'm sitting here with my feet in a bowl of hot water, enjoying a chicken and garlic pizza.
I'm not nearly as drunk as I ought to be, but after I am done writing this down I'll put this travesty right. XD

Tonight was James's 26th birthday - the day of the ~Epic Crossdressing Party!~
Six hours of stumbling around town in five inch heels, thats what the bowl of water is for!
It was bloody hilarious!

First of all, there was supposed to be lots of us, plenty of boys dressed as girls and girls dressed as boys... In reality the only people who were dressed up was me and James. Only three other people actually turned up at all, and one of them was James's little brother.
The poor kid got completely hammered - anyone walking down the Exmouth back alleys tonight would have surely heard me screaming at 1am - "DON'T FALL IN THE VOMIT, ROGER! OH GOD, GROSS, GET UP!"

One of the highlights of the evening was definetly when I was in the men's toilets in one pub, and a guy came in. He looked suprised for a moment, then grinned and stuck his head back out of the toilet door.
"LOVE, LOVE! IT'S A BLOKE!" he yelled, and then came back in. Apparantly, him and his wife had been having an argument about whether I was a bloke or a girl! LOL.

Many pics will be available at some point during the week as soon as James gets the cameras developed.

Right, now I'm off to top up my blood alcohol levels.

crack crack wonderful crack, i'm a hot tranny mess, drunken disjointed thoughts, james james james did i mention james?, the rum is here, partaaaaay, oh so thats why the rum is gone

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