[Event]

[memoryistime]

*So, it's Sunday. During the day, that weird store with the folks that look like Samasus is busy as ever-- especially with the addition of extra "employees"-- hey, there's even some customers too. The ticking is prominent from the wall of clocks behind the counter, and every plant looks fresh

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[thefifthmonarch]

::Is pounding a sign into the concrete outside reading: "Don't Support Dimensional C-Sections.::

[memoryistime]

*And some silver-haired guy peeks out of the store, giving an insulted look over at her*

Do you mind, madam?

[thefifthmonarch]

Do you mind, sir?

[memoryistime]

I'm not the one who is causing an unnecessary racket in a business district.

[thefifthmonarch]

I'm not the one whose store is sitting on top of a big gory hole in the universe.

[memoryistime]

*... his stare becomes a bit blank*

I have no idea what you're speaking of. Please, stop your foolishness.

[thefifthmonarch]

Your store makes me feel queasy and it makes my uterus ache like hell. And it's only near your store. You're sitting on bad ground, dear.

[memoryistime]

*... he looks at his store, as though contemplating... before looking back*

I find nothing wrong with it. I think you are over-reacting, madam.

[thefifthmonarch]

::And she's vomiting on the sidewalk.::

[memoryistime]

... I think you're definitely over-reacting. Should I notify an ambulance, madam?

*... damn he's cold to your obvious illness.*

[thefifthmonarch]

::Groans for a few moments before sucking it back down. Breathing heavily.:: No. But it's still disgusting. And probably polluting your store. You should consider a secondary location.

[memoryistime]

I think our location is suitable enough. We don't have reason to move, and we haven't received complaints like this, before.

[thefifthmonarch]

Look.

Either you chose the worst location in the universe for your shop, as far as physics is concerned, or there's a volcanic pocket under it.

[memoryistime]

I'm sure our store can handle whatever you're sensing, madam. It doesn't seem to be affecting our business. Or our products.

[thefifthmonarch]

It will.

::Just ughs and starts shashaying away, with a sign planted deep in your concrete.::

[memoryistime]

*... he stares at the sign, looking around for a moment to see that everything is clear.

... ... once he determines that no one normal is going to see or care within the next few minutes, he goes ahead and cuts through what's supporting the sign from the concrete with his claws, letting it drop. He then picks it up with perfectly normal hands, dragging it into the store.*