(copy from journal - New faux Elvis cover: I'm all bruised up, uh hu)

May 06, 2008 14:31

Countdown! T-minus 10 days until my birthday on May 16th!!
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Mystery Bruises
I'm shaving my legs this morning and I see something on my left knee. What's that? I think. Is it a bruise? *poke* OW! Yeah, I guess it is.

What's up with that? I'm always finding mystery bruises, mainly on my legs, that I never know how I got. I don't recall bashing my left knee into anything in the last couple days and yet, there it is. So I must have done something at some point. This seems to happen with annoying regularity too. I don't know they're there until I bump them, discover them while shaving or otherwise accidentally observe them.

Is this just a weird me thing? Do you guys find random mystery bruises too? (Even if you don't, please just fake it and say that you do so I don't feel so odd.
) I normally have to bash myself pretty good to get a bruise, but I clearly don't recall smashing around into stuff but just as clearly, I guess I must be doing it more often then I realize.

health, wtf?

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