An interesting thought

[memnoch_tha_dev]

Well i had an interesting conversation with a guy who i had not seen since new years, i was out wednesday night at the mudwrestling and feeling completly out of place as i do when im sober...(another live journal about how the scene is only tolerable when sober) and i ran into damien, sweet guy as are his friends. Damien was with a guy called ryan and as i was talking to them i made it clear that i was rude and had not introduced my friend David and so Ryan stated how he knew david and then those two started to talk and me and damien watched and a thought came to me about how its funny how gay guys talk to each other when its awkward and i suggested it is perhaps like those vodka add..... seriously guys cut the crap. So me and damien made out own little conversation, gay talk...with subtitles.

Boy 1: hey how are you
*oh shit looks like i have to say as your standing right there*

boy 2: im good and yourself
*damn he saw me*

Boy 1:yeah im good hey, so what have you been up to, i havent seen you in ages
*are you getting more sex then me?*

boy 2:yeah i know ive been pretty busy
*im just really good at avoiding you*

Boy 1: so yeah sorry i didnt call you hey
*no im not sorry, actaully i deleted your number as you walked away*

boy 2:no thats ok i broke my phone, yeah i dropped it in my pool
*i was really drunk when i gave you my number*

Boy 1:awwwww really, thats shit hey, so how are you and your bf
*so is that hot guy still seeing you or has he caught on your ugly as fuck*

boy 2:yeah he good, hes not out tonight coz he has work
*he cheated and i havent seen him for ages*

Boy 1:well it was really good to see you hey
*i wonder if i can hook in with him now*

boy 2:you to
*i hope you die of cancer, that way i can laugh when you hair falls out*