I need your help: is it a birthday card?
Today I was at the new Russian shop around the corner from work. Our help who makes the coffee for us in the morning is from Russia. It's only a few weeks until her birthday and since time's always running so fast I bought a card for her. I could read "Elena" on the front and I can "read" what's written inside - but I don't understand a word *lol*
Now I hope one of you can help me: can you tell me if the text is a birthday greeting text?
I don't want to give her a congrats card for her wedding or for the birth of a child named "Elena" *ggg*
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