NOW WE KNOW WHO HIDES BEHIND THE NAME "ANONYMOUS" AND WHO WEARS IT LIKE A BADGE.

[memlu]

This is so much more important than any stupid hiatus:

4Chan has declared war on the Church of Scientology. (Warning for Encyclopedia Dramatica.)

Guys.

Guys.

They Rickrolled the Scientologists.

ON THE PHONE.

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[officialbizness]

JOHN TRAVOLTA IS NOT PLEASED

[memlu]

Tom Cruise will wipe away his tears. There, there, little Scientologists! One day the persecution will end.

[officialbizness]

Only when the last Scientologist is dead. DEAD, I SAY.

[memlu]

I'm sorry, Biz, but I believe your religious intolerance is showing.

[officialbizness]

THEY ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE NEAR-LOSS OF IAN HAYES. Unforgivable!

[memlu]

You've still got Will Smith!

FOR NOW.

[officialbizness]

... I've run out of everything I know about Scientology.

[memlu]

Aw! But we didn't even get to L. Ron Hubbard's fleet of nubile fourteen-year olds in short-shorts! That's my favorite horror story in the WORLD.

[officialbizness]

DO TELL.