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[memlu]

Five out of somethingsomething doctors agree: a meme is a delicious complement to any meal.

If you had me under your command and could make me write anything, regardless of whether or not I know the fandom or if anybody even writes fic in that fandom and no matter how crack-addled it might be, what would you love to see me write?

"That story you promised me" is not a valid response.

(What? Generate ... my own content? I am opposed to this idea on at least three different levels. Possibly four!)

(Holy crap I am so freaking lame.)