Resorting to Bribery
Thanks to all the magnificent people who helped with the roofing last weekend. If you missed it, we're pushing to finish the roof this weekend. If our undying appreciation is insufficient reason to show up, we have door prizes.
See, the folks who put up the last iteration of this damn roof failed to update a few shipping addresses, like the one his office uses to ship out promotional materials. Since the packages don't come through the USPS, they're effectively abandoned on our property. So we're proud to offer a collection of Simonton work wear to anyone who shows up. Just in time for Hallowe'en, you can dress as a window installer. Or wear them to Sears and make customers amazing offers on their new siding.
See, the folks who put up the last iteration of this damn roof failed to update a few shipping addresses, like the one his office uses to ship out promotional materials. Since the packages don't come through the USPS, they're effectively abandoned on our property. So we're proud to offer a collection of Simonton work wear to anyone who shows up. Just in time for Hallowe'en, you can dress as a window installer. Or wear them to Sears and make customers amazing offers on their new siding.