I am back
And I know I promised and entry with pictures, but after ebing awake for about 36 hours I think I am going to go to bed. My Uncle also passed away while I was on holiday so things haven't been the best around here. But there will be a Greek update soon, with lots and lots of pictures. But until then, courtesy of Karishma, one of the prople I went with, I leave with a list of memorable quotes from our holiday:
#1
*Listening to Pitbull's "I Know You Want Me" on the way to Stansted
Kaz: You've got to give it to him .. "I know you want me, You know I want you" and "Meet me at the hotel" .. Very simplistic lyrics!
Sabz: Very straightforward
Kaz: Maybe the next one will be "Did you really expect me to call after sleeping with you?"
Sabz: And then "What do you mean the baby is mine?"
Kaz: Followed by "Of course I sent you the child support"
#2
*Eating in Wetherspoons*
Rosh: I love cream .. I drink it straight out of the carton .. It's my Athlete's Foot
Kaz: Erm .. don't you mean its your Achilles Heel?
Rosh: Maybe .. Yes
#3
*Kaz, Rosh and Sabz are wearing similar outfits*
Restaurant Manager: Are you the dancers?
#4
*Waiter pays extra attention to Sabz*
Rosh: He wants your babies!
Sabz: Hmm .. apparently a lot of people do!=P
#5
Rosh: Are Fira and Thira the same place?
Sabz: Yup .. just spelling differences I guess?
Kaz: It was the cockneys .. they came along to Thira and went "Yeah .. its called Fira innit?!"
Rosh: Ah yes, blame it on the cockneys.
#6
*Whilst walking in the rain*
Sabz: Ewww .. the rain just went down my top!
Kaz: Pervert rain .. gets everywhere
#7
Kaz: I'm sick to death of your excuses and your lack of skimpy clothes!!!
#8
Sabz: Don't diiiieeeeee!!!
#9
Kaz: Urgh the weather is so crap!
Sabz: Hmm .. maybe I can ask that friendly greek guy and he can wave his magic greek wand and make the weather better
Kaz and Rosh: Magic Greek Wand?!?!?!
#10
Rosh: Do you know what time the bus comes?
Irene: Do you know what GMT means?
Rosh: Erm yeah .. Greenwich Mean Time
Irene: No no no .. Greek Maybe Time
#11
Kaz: Du bist einen großen Wellensittich!
Sabz: Did you just call me a big budgie?!
Kaz: JA!
#12
Sabz: Where are all the hot boys? We seem to repel them!
Kaz: Its like magnets .. North pole repels North pole .. So hotness repels hotness! All the hot guys are in the sea now!
#13
Rosh: Turn around pansy boy!
#14
"You relax .. Come back tomorrow!"
"Is 20 euros .. plus 20 euro tax .. 40 euros!"
"I think is best"
"I have free transfer to airport .. I think you no like this"
~ Terry
#15
"I missed you!"
"Is good yes?"
~ George, the waiter
#16
Magic-Greek-Wand-Guy: Ahh here are the pretty girls!
Rosh: I know!
Magic-Greek-Wand-Guy: That is not what you are meant to say .. You are meant to say "Thank you!"
Rosh: Fine .. Thank you .. But I know! ;-)
#17
Sabz: *hisses* Nobody likess youuuu!
#18
Rosh: We came, we saw and we conquered .. And we paid you 3 euros!
#19
Rosh: How are you?
Shopkeeper: I have 3 beautiful girls in my shop .. I am great!
#20
Woman from San Francisco: Yeah we saw Dita von Teese and her .. burlesqueteers?
#21
Guy from Essex: We watched a Turkish soap opera .. I call it Middle-EastEnders
#22
Rosh: Aren't you proud of the fact that you climbed a volcano?
Kaz: No! People who do that kind of crap are twats!
Rosh: But WE climbed a volcano!
Kaz: Exactly! .. WE'RE TWATS!!!
#23
Rosh: Guuyyyyysss!!! Quick come up stairs! Oh My God!
*Kaz & Sabz run up stairs*
Sabz: What happened?
Rosh: LOOOOK! The headboard has a mirror .. I can see myself in bed!
#24
*Referring to our contemporary art*
Kaz: I have an idea for a new piece but it will cause some mess
Rosh: What did you just say? All I heard was "Heaven", "Butter" and "Piss" =S
#25
Kaz: The day you tell me you've tested negative for syphilis, I will throw you a party!
#26
Sabz: My hair smells greek!
#27
Kaz: Ooh let's play poker .. no wait we have nothing to bet!
Rosh: We can bet my socks!
#28
Sabz: My legs are not used to wearing trousers
#29
Kaz: Rosh .. you are a man's man!
#30
Kaz: Do you want OLIVE OIIIILLLL? (to Sabz)
#31
*After hearing multiple airport security announcements*
Kaz: Now I feel like leaving my suitcase unattended, smoking in the non-smoking area and taking MORE than 100ml of liquid in my hand luggage .. what now bitch?!
xoxo
#1
*Listening to Pitbull's "I Know You Want Me" on the way to Stansted
Kaz: You've got to give it to him .. "I know you want me, You know I want you" and "Meet me at the hotel" .. Very simplistic lyrics!
Sabz: Very straightforward
Kaz: Maybe the next one will be "Did you really expect me to call after sleeping with you?"
Sabz: And then "What do you mean the baby is mine?"
Kaz: Followed by "Of course I sent you the child support"
#2
*Eating in Wetherspoons*
Rosh: I love cream .. I drink it straight out of the carton .. It's my Athlete's Foot
Kaz: Erm .. don't you mean its your Achilles Heel?
Rosh: Maybe .. Yes
#3
*Kaz, Rosh and Sabz are wearing similar outfits*
Restaurant Manager: Are you the dancers?
#4
*Waiter pays extra attention to Sabz*
Rosh: He wants your babies!
Sabz: Hmm .. apparently a lot of people do!=P
#5
Rosh: Are Fira and Thira the same place?
Sabz: Yup .. just spelling differences I guess?
Kaz: It was the cockneys .. they came along to Thira and went "Yeah .. its called Fira innit?!"
Rosh: Ah yes, blame it on the cockneys.
#6
*Whilst walking in the rain*
Sabz: Ewww .. the rain just went down my top!
Kaz: Pervert rain .. gets everywhere
#7
Kaz: I'm sick to death of your excuses and your lack of skimpy clothes!!!
#8
Sabz: Don't diiiieeeeee!!!
#9
Kaz: Urgh the weather is so crap!
Sabz: Hmm .. maybe I can ask that friendly greek guy and he can wave his magic greek wand and make the weather better
Kaz and Rosh: Magic Greek Wand?!?!?!
#10
Rosh: Do you know what time the bus comes?
Irene: Do you know what GMT means?
Rosh: Erm yeah .. Greenwich Mean Time
Irene: No no no .. Greek Maybe Time
#11
Kaz: Du bist einen großen Wellensittich!
Sabz: Did you just call me a big budgie?!
Kaz: JA!
#12
Sabz: Where are all the hot boys? We seem to repel them!
Kaz: Its like magnets .. North pole repels North pole .. So hotness repels hotness! All the hot guys are in the sea now!
#13
Rosh: Turn around pansy boy!
#14
"You relax .. Come back tomorrow!"
"Is 20 euros .. plus 20 euro tax .. 40 euros!"
"I think is best"
"I have free transfer to airport .. I think you no like this"
~ Terry
#15
"I missed you!"
"Is good yes?"
~ George, the waiter
#16
Magic-Greek-Wand-Guy: Ahh here are the pretty girls!
Rosh: I know!
Magic-Greek-Wand-Guy: That is not what you are meant to say .. You are meant to say "Thank you!"
Rosh: Fine .. Thank you .. But I know! ;-)
#17
Sabz: *hisses* Nobody likess youuuu!
#18
Rosh: We came, we saw and we conquered .. And we paid you 3 euros!
#19
Rosh: How are you?
Shopkeeper: I have 3 beautiful girls in my shop .. I am great!
#20
Woman from San Francisco: Yeah we saw Dita von Teese and her .. burlesqueteers?
#21
Guy from Essex: We watched a Turkish soap opera .. I call it Middle-EastEnders
#22
Rosh: Aren't you proud of the fact that you climbed a volcano?
Kaz: No! People who do that kind of crap are twats!
Rosh: But WE climbed a volcano!
Kaz: Exactly! .. WE'RE TWATS!!!
#23
Rosh: Guuyyyyysss!!! Quick come up stairs! Oh My God!
*Kaz & Sabz run up stairs*
Sabz: What happened?
Rosh: LOOOOK! The headboard has a mirror .. I can see myself in bed!
#24
*Referring to our contemporary art*
Kaz: I have an idea for a new piece but it will cause some mess
Rosh: What did you just say? All I heard was "Heaven", "Butter" and "Piss" =S
#25
Kaz: The day you tell me you've tested negative for syphilis, I will throw you a party!
#26
Sabz: My hair smells greek!
#27
Kaz: Ooh let's play poker .. no wait we have nothing to bet!
Rosh: We can bet my socks!
#28
Sabz: My legs are not used to wearing trousers
#29
Kaz: Rosh .. you are a man's man!
#30
Kaz: Do you want OLIVE OIIIILLLL? (to Sabz)
#31
*After hearing multiple airport security announcements*
Kaz: Now I feel like leaving my suitcase unattended, smoking in the non-smoking area and taking MORE than 100ml of liquid in my hand luggage .. what now bitch?!
xoxo