318. The Midfuck Meme

[glocksucker]

MIDFUCK MEME

♋ Respond with your character(s) and put their name and canon in the subject bar. (You can make blank comments with < ! >. Remove the spaces).
♋ Respond to other character(s) with your own as if you are right in the middle of having sex. How did it happen? Who started it? Who is topping who? All that matters is they are in the middle of

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Rose Tyler | Doctor Who | OTA

[lone_defender]

...Wait how am I first D:

Rogue | X-Men

[glovedtouch]

Raven | XMen: First Class

[meanttobemutant]

4;

[beasttmode]

[ He didn't even hear her slip into the water-- too focused on the burn edging around his lungs as he went from one side of the pool to the other, lap after lap. And if the mere sight of her wading behind him was enough to almost send him into cardiac arrest, imagine how difficult it was for him to work through the shock of what they were doing now. Actually, if he really thought about it, there was a surprising lack of shock filtering through his system.

Hank is entirely sure it must be a delayed reaction.

The thought dissipates, and his attention is back on the girl pressed flush against him, hands roaming the taut skin of her lower back. ]

[meanttobemutant]

[Raven had a habit of being outgoing. She liked throwing people off their course, and having a role model like Charles when it came to dating, well this wasn't out of her scope.

Her legs wrapped around him easily in the water as a hand went down his chest. She kissed him softly, smirking.] I like it when you're forward, Hank.

[beasttmode]

[ Only Raven could make a person, namely him, blush in the midst of what they were currently engaging in. ]

Yes, well-- bit of personal growth, I suppose. [ He pauses. ] I could have phrased that differently.

[ He leans in and brush his lips against hers, hoping to stifle the comment about his accidental double entendre. Slowly, he moves them over to the edge of the pool, pushing her back against the side (not too roughly) as they continue to kiss. ]

Kitty Pryde | X-Men

[youngestxmen]

dave strider | homestuck | aged up

[striderswag]

3

[katlocked]

[He should have listened to Dave. He told him he would pull over and come back there. Nap in the back seat? Not when your lullaby is attempting to piss off Dave. Not when Dave has the keys, child locks on in the back, and tinted windows. Not when you're on a stretch of road in the middle of fucking nowhere.]

[Not when Dave warns you to knock it off or he'll come back and give you a real reason to bitch.]

F-fuck!

[And especially not when you do not, in fact, knock it off.]

G-goddammit, Strider--AH.

[Karkat's gripping the edges of the seats, head back against the cushioning and legs up on either side of Dave. He suspects his pants made it under the seat. He also suspects that he is really not gonna want to bend to get them when this is over. He probably should have shut up. Maybe then Dave wouldn't have come back there. Or pinned him down. Or bruised his mouth in a way-too-hard kiss when he wouldn't stop yelling at him to get off of him. He's pretty sure his belt buckle's broken after that part of the fight, too. Is it too much to

[striderswag]

[Dave isn't normally like that. He's a very reasonable jackass (yet a jackass all the same). Karkat's the only one who slips under his skin all casual-like-- a new potential homeowner scouting out the realty-- then starts to thrash and wow, those windows were a custom frame job and now they're shattered over Dave's metaphorical mansion. Time to fuck a bitch into the carseat as if that's the only way he knows how to make the troll go quiet. (Pro-tip: it is.)

Except for the quiet part.

Now the bastard's whining at him as Dave thrust in again and again and again. A steady, perfected motion. As good a fight down there as they've done with sickle and sword.

The funny part is he's almost sure Karkat is stronger than him but has no idea how to really unleash his bad side. New deal: he can top once he figures it out.]

Shut up.

maybe someday i'll have more icon space

[katlocked]

[Every thrust pushes Karkat impossibly further into the back of the car, and he's got him pushing right back against those thrusts, if only to prevent him from losing his goddamn mind trying to stay still. Which he only did for the first few seconds, while it hurt in a bad way. Now he's trying not to get pushed too uncomfortably into the upholstery, and if rolling his hips to press harder into Dave's dick is the only way this is gonna happen, then he will deal.]

[Because with all the noise he's making, it's pretty obvious that he's just "dealing".]

Fuck you!

[If Dave's gonna try to make his point, Karkat's gonna make it harder for him.]

Fucking pouncing me while I-haah-'m half asle-eeE!--ep is totally a legit way to win a f--hhnn--... F-fight.

God.

[That's right. Gonna bitch at him til the cows come home.]