let's give this a shot....

[tokitatsu]

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Xanxus | Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

[twotinytens]

[usedrefresh]

[...Uhh... Isn't this kid a little too young to be wandering around the city by himself? Matt isn't very fond of children, but he might as well do something. After all, most of his fans are children, and he needs to keep up his image.]

Hey, little dude, where are your parents?

[twotinytens]

[Xanxus looks up at Matt, with the biggest scowl on his face. Who the fuck is this guy why is he talking to him]
I don't know.

[usedrefresh]

[HE'S THE NICKEL FUCKING SAMURAI, BRAT. LEARN THIS SHIT.]

Um... Do you need help finding them?

[twotinytens]

[XANXUS ISN'T ALLOWED TO WATCH TV!!]

No. Why would I.

[usedrefresh]

[WELL YOU SHOULD WATCH TV ANYWAY!!]

You don't look like you know where you're going. And it's not safe for little dudes to wander around alone, you know.

[You could run into really bad people. Like him.]

[twotinytens]

[STEEL SAMURAI WAS BETTER ANYWAY!!!]

I'm fine on my own.
[To prove his point, out comes his flame!]

[usedrefresh]

[NO WAY, WILL POWERS IS A FUCKING LOSER

...wait what the fuck. Matt is genuinely surprised.]

W-Whoa... Dude, how'd you do that?

[twotinytens]

[NO HE'S THE GREATEST!!!]

It's because I'm the son of the ninth boss.
[SO STEP OFF, BRO]

[usedrefresh]

[NUH UH!!!]

Ninth boss...? Of what?

[twotinytens]

Of the Vongola family, of course.
[GOD HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS!?]

[usedrefresh]

[MATT ISN'T A MAFIOSO, OKAY?! Although he can tell just by the words "boss" and "family" that he's talking about some sort of mafia family.]

Oh, really? Interesting.

[twotinytens]

[DAMN RIGHT!!]

Not really.
[He's gotten used to it.]

[twotinytens]

[WHO IS THIS GUY HE SEEMS OBNOXIOUS]

.... That's a bad word. You're not supposed to say it.