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298. the texts from last night meme

Oct 22, 2011 11:18

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

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rated: nc17, shipping-romance, fluff, rated: pg, rated: r, crack-humor, rated: pg13

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Naoto Shirogane | Persona 4 agentof_fortune October 22 2011, 00:19:58 UTC

princeofjunes October 22 2011, 10:12:07 UTC

i need u 2 solve a mystery. in my pants

agentof_fortune October 22 2011, 10:19:34 UTC

describe the symptoms

princeofjunes October 22 2011, 10:23:36 UTC

tightness of pants, rock hardness, and a the urge to rip off ur clothes

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Charles Xavier | XMFC neotelepath October 22 2011, 00:21:41 UTC

papasmurfmcdnld October 22 2011, 00:44:08 UTC

I should not be in class today. For your sake.

neotelepath October 22 2011, 00:52:31 UTC

It is more vital now than ever that you do make it to all classes, Sean.

papasmurfmcdnld October 22 2011, 01:03:29 UTC

Sorry prof. Too high to move.

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Albus Potter | HP Next-Gen namesakesorted October 22 2011, 00:22:02 UTC

la_lucy October 22 2011, 01:54:19 UTC

i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?

namesakesorted October 22 2011, 02:29:23 UTC

Not that I am confirming these allegations, but if I Had done it, I would say very carefully and with help from Uncle George

la_lucy October 22 2011, 02:40:46 UTC

:/

you are so off the favorite cousin list now. rosie is in your spot.

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john egbert ≈ homestuck windheir October 22 2011, 00:23:49 UTC

carcinos October 22 2011, 02:33:57 UTC

I GOT KICKED OUT OF HUMAN BARNS AND NOBELS BECAUSE I PUT ALL THE BIBLES IN THE FICTION SECTION.

windheir October 22 2011, 02:47:07 UTC

wha
karkat. why would you do that??

carcinos October 22 2011, 03:13:26 UTC

BECAUSE IT'S FICTION. IT'S NOT TRUE, THEREFOR FALSE.
I CREATED YOUR UNIVERSE.
NOT SOME BEARDED ASSHOLE IN THE CLOUDS.
IF ANYONE SHOULD BE HAVING CHURCHES ERECTED IN HIS NAME IT SHOULD BE ME.
WELCOME TO THE HOUSE OF KARKAT.
PLEASE TAKE A SEAT, OUR FORTY MINUTE SERMON ON PRECISELY HOW UNFORGIVABLY RETARDED YOU ARE WILL BEGIN SHORTLY.

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dave strider • homestuck • aged up sickjams October 22 2011, 00:24:35 UTC

dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didnt want to hear that song
ran face first into a truck
spun around three times and hit the sidewalk
i tried to catch you

windsocked October 22 2011, 00:47:07 UTC

dave that doesn't change the fact that i ended up in the er with a broken nose and a concussion.
because you tried to make a rap about betty crocker!!!!

sickjams October 22 2011, 00:52:58 UTC

cant expect me to be the shining knight in armor everytime bro
swooping in with a white stallion to rescue you
dont worry princess i got you safe and sound now lets get our mack on
not when im shit wasted too
if only i could remember those sweet lyrics
thats the most important thing right now

windsocked October 22 2011, 00:57:05 UTC

ughhhh.
i didn't expect you to swoop in and try to make out with me and frankly i think the night would have gone a lot worse if you had!
i just made the mistake of hoping that you might remember that some things need to be taken seriously!
and batterwitch is one of them.
especially when i'm drunk. i don't know why i let you get me drunk in the first place.
and yeah, of course, your rap is wayyyy more important than the fact that i'm texting you from a hospital bed.
jerk.

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