Re: renge houshakouji || ohshcukidoki_orgasmJune 18 2011, 06:22:59 UTC
[because the rng decided to make our night frickin' FULL of LULZ!]
[um...she's pretty sure something should have happened by now. like, wasn't there supposed to be some sort of...tented pants action. or...yeah, she's pretty sure that ought to have happened already.]
[so, uh.]
[just gonna sorta lay here and determinedly not look down]
Re: renge houshakouji || ohshcturnofftuneinJune 18 2011, 06:58:38 UTC
[Boy is it ever.]
Cool, I'll just...
[Untangle himself from her and try not to look her in the eye because this fucking sucks. He's just going to head out to the balcony and sit there and freeze and feel horrible about everything. Because that's the only way to deal with a situation like this, right?]
[That, and he's going to think sexy thoughts and then maybe...maybe...UGH. This is by far the worst thing that has happened to him. Pretty much ever.]
Re: renge houshakouji || ohshcukidoki_orgasmJune 18 2011, 07:20:06 UTC
[she's just going to sort of lay there, a blank - sliiiiightly bemused - expression on her face because...gosh, she's read about this happening to other people, but those cases were primarily in old men and Yosuke wasn't old...]
[maybe he was sick.]
[or maybe it was her...]
[goodness! ...after a moment, Renge sits up and dons a robe before shuttling over to the balcony and (in a hopefully unobtrusive, non-boner killing way) joins him out in the air.]
You didn't want me to...like... [there are no decent, appropriate words to communicate foreplay in her vocabulary. so she just drifts off a little, and hopefully his imagination won't get too hyped up. lord knows his penis isn't]
Re: renge houshakouji || ohshcturnofftuneinJune 18 2011, 07:33:28 UTC
[Of course he wants her to, but there's no way he's asking for it right now. He rubs his temples. As if things weren't stressful enough in his life lately, this happens. He kinda does feel sick, now. He's way too young for this kind of problem.]
Please tell me you aren't going to talk to him about this.
Re: renge houshakouji || ohshcturnofftuneinJune 18 2011, 07:48:02 UTC
Never mind. Forget I mentioned it, okay?
[And how about forgetting it happened?]
Are you cold?
[He tugs her into his lap, even if that makes it embarrassingly obvious that nothing has changed, and wraps his arms around her. It's nice. He was cold too.]
Re: renge houshakouji || ohshcukidoki_orgasmJune 18 2011, 08:02:37 UTC
Yes.
[she shivers, even in his lap, because he's really no warmer than she.]
[briefly, she pecks his temple sweetly, but it's a short kiss, just about reeking of underlying sexual tension that will take at least an hour or so to dissipate.]
Re: renge houshakouji || ohshcukidoki_orgasmJune 18 2011, 08:29:12 UTC
[...dammit. who is she supposed to talk about this to, then?]
[she wrinkles her nose.]
But he's my friend. We talk about everything.
[blinks at him and makes a face.]
Ira not like he'd laugh. [...for all her knowledge of boys, the idea of male competition and embarrassment is somewhat lost on her when it comes to those two.]
Re: renge houshakouji || ohshcukidoki_orgasmJune 18 2011, 08:51:43 UTC
[she's mostly serious.]
...I tell him almost everything... [and she sounds a little sheepish, skirting the statement 'including things about the good nights' because that probably wasn't helping...] That's what girlfriends do, and Kaoru-kun shares personal tidbits of his life back with me...!
[touches his forehead... eh, no fever.]
There's no need to be...jealous. Or is it embarrassed? Either way, there's no reason for it, mon amour...!
[because -] This is normal, right? It happens to all guys eventually...! Right?
Re: renge houshakouji || ohshcturnofftuneinJune 18 2011, 09:19:59 UTC
He's not a girlfriend, Renge!
[Why does he need to explain this? UGH.]
Of course it's embarrassing! That's a-you can't tell him this. Promise me you won't tell him this?
[Nope, no fever. Which is almost a surprise in and of itself. It's a festival week. He's barely been home at all. He's clocked more than 80 hours this week alone, and he's bone tired. His immune system should be giving out on him, sure, but not...not this.]
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[um...she's pretty sure something should have happened by now. like, wasn't there supposed to be some sort of...tented pants action. or...yeah, she's pretty sure that ought to have happened already.]
[so, uh.]
[just gonna sorta lay here and determinedly not look down]
Yosuke-kun, are you alright?
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Uh.
[Humiliating, for starters. That's what.]
F-fine. Aren't you- [he was going to say enjoying this but then, she could ask him the same and -shit.] Uh, why don't we, uh, take a break?
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Yosuke... [she starts slowly...] Are you...alright?
[and it's the voice that Renge uses when she normally has a good idea if what's wrong and just doesn't feel comfortable saying aloud.]
[..../cough.]
...yeah. A break sounds...splendid.
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Cool, I'll just...
[Untangle himself from her and try not to look her in the eye because this fucking sucks. He's just going to head out to the balcony and sit there and freeze and feel horrible about everything. Because that's the only way to deal with a situation like this, right?]
[That, and he's going to think sexy thoughts and then maybe...maybe...UGH. This is by far the worst thing that has happened to him. Pretty much ever.]
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[maybe he was sick.]
[or maybe it was her...]
[goodness! ...after a moment, Renge sits up and dons a robe before shuttling over to the balcony and (in a hopefully unobtrusive, non-boner killing way) joins him out in the air.]
You didn't want me to...like... [there are no decent, appropriate words to communicate foreplay in her vocabulary. so she just drifts off a little, and hopefully his imagination won't get too hyped up. lord knows his penis isn't]
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Please tell me you aren't going to talk to him about this.
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[she cocks her head, shivering a little and extending a hand to rub his shoulder affectionately.]
Talk? To who?
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[And how about forgetting it happened?]
Are you cold?
[He tugs her into his lap, even if that makes it embarrassingly obvious that nothing has changed, and wraps his arms around her. It's nice. He was cold too.]
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[she shivers, even in his lap, because he's really no warmer than she.]
[briefly, she pecks his temple sweetly, but it's a short kiss, just about reeking of underlying sexual tension that will take at least an hour or so to dissipate.]
[until then...! smalltalk~]
...no really, who? Kaoru-kun?
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Sorry. Ugh, yeah. That guy. I just don't want you talking to him about this, okay?
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[she wrinkles her nose.]
But he's my friend. We talk about everything.
[blinks at him and makes a face.]
Ira not like he'd laugh. [...for all her knowledge of boys, the idea of male competition and embarrassment is somewhat lost on her when it comes to those two.]
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[Why do you never understand anything, Renge? Seriously.]
[He groans and gently lifts her off his lap. This is so not helping. He's just getting more stressed out.]
Come on, you don't tell him about the really good nights, right? So why tell him about-
[He can't even say it. His face just goes red. Great. That's blood in the wrong place, again.]
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...I tell him almost everything... [and she sounds a little sheepish, skirting the statement 'including things about the good nights' because that probably wasn't helping...] That's what girlfriends do, and Kaoru-kun shares personal tidbits of his life back with me...!
[touches his forehead... eh, no fever.]
There's no need to be...jealous. Or is it embarrassed? Either way, there's no reason for it, mon amour...!
[because -] This is normal, right? It happens to all guys eventually...! Right?
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[Why does he need to explain this? UGH.]
Of course it's embarrassing! That's a-you can't tell him this. Promise me you won't tell him this?
[Nope, no fever. Which is almost a surprise in and of itself. It's a festival week. He's barely been home at all. He's clocked more than 80 hours this week alone, and he's bone tired. His immune system should be giving out on him, sure, but not...not this.]
[He drops his face into his hands. Oh, gods.]
It's not normal for me!
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