210. The ASS KICKING Meme
⇝the ASS-KICKING meme⇜
Because sometimes you don't want fluff, you just want to kick someone's ass.
It's fairly standard procedure, but here's how this goes:
1. Comment as your character. Leave their name and canon in the subject line.
2. Go around and find someone else you want to tag.
3. Go to random.org, set it from 1 to 13, and pick a random number.
4. Use the corresponding prompt to tag that person, and let the sparks fly!
5. Alternatively, pick a prompt you really want to play out, or just make something up. I don't care, I just want to see some butts get whooped.
6. Get to it before I kick your ass.
Also, please bear in mind that since this is a violent, violent meme, there may be some trigger-worthy issues coming up in these threads. People might get dismembered. Folks may die. It could happen, and hell, it probably will. If you have certain lines you don't want crossed in your threads, make that clear in your original comment!
1. Domestic Dispute - It's all in the family, and that includes a healthy dose of conflict. Your brother won't stop picking on you? Or maybe your spouse has been spending one too many late nights out on the town under mysterious circumstances? Whatever it is, you're fed up and it's time to let those bottled emotions explode.
2. Fierce Rivalry - It's that one person you've sworn to outdo no matter what. That person that you need to compete with every time you lock eyes - the Gary Oak to your Ash Ketchum, the Vegeta to your Goku. This time you're going to prove you're the best, once and for all!
3. On The Battlefield - War is hell. Artillery fire raining from above, men falling left and right, and you're smack in the middle of it, dug into a trench and wondering how the hell you can get out of this alive. Or perhaps the war is less mechanical and more magical - fireballs and lightning bolts tearing through your ranks, and holy crap do they have dragons? Hey... is that an enemy unit trying to sneak their way into your defenses? Better take 'em out - better them than you, right?
4. I'll TELL you when I've had enough! - Oops, too late. Looks like you've had one too many drinks, and your mood's gone sour. Who the hell is that person over there? Are they as wasted as you are? Fuck the way the room's spinning - you gotta go lay the smackdown on them.
5. Food Fight - Does this one even need explaining? It started with flinging a pea - then someone lobbed a biscuit, and some mashed potatoes hit Jenny in the chest and then her boyfriend George nailed Chad in the face with a full cup of soda and now there's food flying everywhere. Return fire! Don't get hit by the mystery meat!
6. Mecha Madness - All systems online! You're the proud new owner of your very own giant robot... or maybe you already had one? Whatever the case, you better get used to the controls fast because your opponent's bearing down on you fast. Gundams, Arm Slaves, Knightmares, or something else entirely - big robots hitting other big robots, what could be better than that?
7. BOSS FIGHT - You've plowed through the random encounters and low-level minions, and now you're breaking down the doors of the head honcho. Make sure you're stocked up on potions - even the strategy guide says this is gonna be a hell of a fight! Did you save your game? Too late, it's already starting!
8. Sparring Match - Just because you're punching someone in the nose doesn't mean there's any hatred behind it - you're both just practicing, honing your skills so you can improve your technique. Don't go overboard, though - if you kill your sparring partner, it kind of defeats the purpose.
9. I challenge you to a duel! - Your honor has been sullied! Or maybe you both have your eyes set on the same maiden, and the only way to settle this is in an honorbale engagement. Pistols at dawn, or maybe crossing foils in a fencing match, or even going mano-a-mano with your fists... you've got something to prove, here, so don't blow it!
10. Double Trouble - You're not fighting each other - you're united against a common foe. Maybe you've both been jumped in an alleyway, or there's that one enemy that you can't take down on your own. Whether it's a begrudging alliance or a well-founded one, you're working together on this one.
11. Power Up! - You've got super powers now! Anything ranging from flight and laser eyes to screaming power-ups and ki blasts from your hands - your choice! Either way, your character is ready to fight with these newfound abilities.
12. Super Sentai - Whether it's Morphin' Time or time to don that sailor fuku, you're part of a team of ordinary people that secretly transform into a force that takes on evil in all of its forms... or you ARE that evil, facing the transformed heroes to try to stop them from thwarting your plans (AGAIN). Let's see some cheesy poses and sparkles, and don't forget that catchphrase!
13. Hitman - The target's in your sights. You've been hired to take down this person for good, and the method of disposal has been left up to your discretion. A bullet to the head? Or maybe you want to make it look like an accident? Do whatever gets the job done. And victims, it's nothing personal. It's just... business.
Because sometimes you don't want fluff, you just want to kick someone's ass.
It's fairly standard procedure, but here's how this goes:
1. Comment as your character. Leave their name and canon in the subject line.
2. Go around and find someone else you want to tag.
3. Go to random.org, set it from 1 to 13, and pick a random number.
4. Use the corresponding prompt to tag that person, and let the sparks fly!
5. Alternatively, pick a prompt you really want to play out, or just make something up. I don't care, I just want to see some butts get whooped.
6. Get to it before I kick your ass.
Also, please bear in mind that since this is a violent, violent meme, there may be some trigger-worthy issues coming up in these threads. People might get dismembered. Folks may die. It could happen, and hell, it probably will. If you have certain lines you don't want crossed in your threads, make that clear in your original comment!
1. Domestic Dispute - It's all in the family, and that includes a healthy dose of conflict. Your brother won't stop picking on you? Or maybe your spouse has been spending one too many late nights out on the town under mysterious circumstances? Whatever it is, you're fed up and it's time to let those bottled emotions explode.
2. Fierce Rivalry - It's that one person you've sworn to outdo no matter what. That person that you need to compete with every time you lock eyes - the Gary Oak to your Ash Ketchum, the Vegeta to your Goku. This time you're going to prove you're the best, once and for all!
3. On The Battlefield - War is hell. Artillery fire raining from above, men falling left and right, and you're smack in the middle of it, dug into a trench and wondering how the hell you can get out of this alive. Or perhaps the war is less mechanical and more magical - fireballs and lightning bolts tearing through your ranks, and holy crap do they have dragons? Hey... is that an enemy unit trying to sneak their way into your defenses? Better take 'em out - better them than you, right?
4. I'll TELL you when I've had enough! - Oops, too late. Looks like you've had one too many drinks, and your mood's gone sour. Who the hell is that person over there? Are they as wasted as you are? Fuck the way the room's spinning - you gotta go lay the smackdown on them.
5. Food Fight - Does this one even need explaining? It started with flinging a pea - then someone lobbed a biscuit, and some mashed potatoes hit Jenny in the chest and then her boyfriend George nailed Chad in the face with a full cup of soda and now there's food flying everywhere. Return fire! Don't get hit by the mystery meat!
6. Mecha Madness - All systems online! You're the proud new owner of your very own giant robot... or maybe you already had one? Whatever the case, you better get used to the controls fast because your opponent's bearing down on you fast. Gundams, Arm Slaves, Knightmares, or something else entirely - big robots hitting other big robots, what could be better than that?
7. BOSS FIGHT - You've plowed through the random encounters and low-level minions, and now you're breaking down the doors of the head honcho. Make sure you're stocked up on potions - even the strategy guide says this is gonna be a hell of a fight! Did you save your game? Too late, it's already starting!
8. Sparring Match - Just because you're punching someone in the nose doesn't mean there's any hatred behind it - you're both just practicing, honing your skills so you can improve your technique. Don't go overboard, though - if you kill your sparring partner, it kind of defeats the purpose.
9. I challenge you to a duel! - Your honor has been sullied! Or maybe you both have your eyes set on the same maiden, and the only way to settle this is in an honorbale engagement. Pistols at dawn, or maybe crossing foils in a fencing match, or even going mano-a-mano with your fists... you've got something to prove, here, so don't blow it!
10. Double Trouble - You're not fighting each other - you're united against a common foe. Maybe you've both been jumped in an alleyway, or there's that one enemy that you can't take down on your own. Whether it's a begrudging alliance or a well-founded one, you're working together on this one.
11. Power Up! - You've got super powers now! Anything ranging from flight and laser eyes to screaming power-ups and ki blasts from your hands - your choice! Either way, your character is ready to fight with these newfound abilities.
12. Super Sentai - Whether it's Morphin' Time or time to don that sailor fuku, you're part of a team of ordinary people that secretly transform into a force that takes on evil in all of its forms... or you ARE that evil, facing the transformed heroes to try to stop them from thwarting your plans (AGAIN). Let's see some cheesy poses and sparkles, and don't forget that catchphrase!
13. Hitman - The target's in your sights. You've been hired to take down this person for good, and the method of disposal has been left up to your discretion. A bullet to the head? Or maybe you want to make it look like an accident? Do whatever gets the job done. And victims, it's nothing personal. It's just... business.