178. 'Would you go out with me?' Meme

[watchinglegends]

"Would you go out with me?" Meme

There are some names written on the back of this note, saying FROM: ______ and TO: ______ but we can't make them out.

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Tobias 'Toby' Nebbins ○ Catherine ○ Open

[heartsmechanic]

Hilarious CR okay?

[bathroom_ghost]

[The note is dropped in front of you at your usual table at the bar. "No" has been checked, underlined, circled, and someone has drawn six arrows all pointing towards it. This is followed by your hat being playfully shoved down over your eyes. Guess who accidentally received your note Toby?]

Aren't even you a little old for notes like this, Kiddo?

FFFF yes.

[heartsmechanic]

[Dude why are you messing with his hat? As a fellow wearer of a sweet hat you really should know better.]

H-hey!

[After he fixes his hat he glances down at the paper and pales... and stares at it for a few moments. Oh... oh god why. Why did Orlando have to be the one who found this? He even dotted each 'i' with a heart. He was never going to hear the end of this.]

Aww c'mon girls like this sort of thing!

[Because clearly he is an expert.]

[bathroom_ghost]

[Yeah, remember that funny sound coming from the men's room earlier? That was Orlando laughing his ass off.

He chuckles as he settles in the booth across from Toby.]

Yeah, when they're in junior high. Any chick you get with that method is gonna be either damaged in the head, or feel sorry for you.

[Oh boy kids! It's time for Uncle Orlando's romantic advice.]

[heartsmechanic]

[S-sob. Well at least you were nice enough not to do that in front of him. He just might have died.

And he's just gonna attempt to cover his embarrassment by taking another big swig of beer here.]

No seriously! I was reading online last night about how chicks really love hand written love letters.

[Getting romantic advice from Uncle Orlando does not sound like the smartest thing! Good thing this kid will probably buy anything you say.]

[bathroom_ghost]

[Yeah, that's right Toby-boy. Keep pretending you're a grown-up.]

And I was reading online last night that the Lock Ness Monster was real. The internet's full of bullshit Toby.

Trust me, women love confidence. If you're gonna ask a woman out, just say it to her face. Using a note is just spineless.

And for the love of God, don't dot your i's with hearts.

[heartsmechanic]

[Hey! He is totally a grown-up. He can even grow a lil peach fuzz if he wants to.]

Dude, actually going up to a girl is seriously scary though. They're always in flocks and when you walk away the giggling starts.

[He's not gonna defend himself on the hearts... even he realizes that was prooobably a goofy decision.]

toby, you just never have any luck.

[edgingaround]

Why is it that every time you try to drop a hint on a girl, I'm the one who ends up getting the message instead?

...apparently not! XDD

[heartsmechanic]

[Oh god he is completely mortified here. He has no idea why this keeps happening.]

Just... gimme the note back.

there, there. ):

[edgingaround]

[he tosses the note back at Toby as he slumps down on his usual spot across from him, leaning back in the booth as he tries to get settled.]

Just ask her out. You know, like a normal person. You're way too old for something like this to work out.

s-sob

[heartsmechanic]

[He immediately shoves the slip of paper into his pocket as if that would erase all memory of it.]

But dude, what if she says no?

[edgingaround]

You win some, you lose some. That's part of life.

[he blinks a couple of times before resting his head in his hand, sighing.]

...Man, am I starting to sound like Orlando or what?

[heartsmechanic]

[He snickers a little and flicks one of his peanut shells at him.]

Yeah man, you kinda are. Wicked jaded.