16. it wasn't me

Jun 12, 2011 16:58

THE AWKWARD CONVERSATIONS MEME!!!

Oh yes, awkward sparkle text.

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[RULES]

¤ Comment with your character! It would probably make it easier for us if you put the character's name, series, etc on the subject line.
¤ Hit up the other people. Get your Random.org on.
¤ Get an awkward prompt from the list:
1 - HOW IS BABBY MADE. That's right. It's the dreaded talk. Sorry, looks like the person seriously does not know how babies are made. Share your knowledge.

2 - I AM NOT DRUNK WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. Yeah, you just can't walk a straight line and your entire being stinks of booze. You are so not drunk. Really. Really. Convince the other person of this indisputable fact.

3 - XYZ! eXamine Your Zipper! You two were carrying on a normal conversation, and then you realize that your partner's fly is open. Uhm... well now... that's a cute underwear design.

4 - CITY OF ONE LOO. The two of you are on the way to the bathroom. You are desperately in need of the facilities offered by the bathroom. There is only one usable toilet. Now, shall we settle this diplomatically or do I have to shank a bitch?

5 - IT WASN'T ME. The two of you are in an elevator. Somebody farts.

6 - HEEEEE~Y BABY. Start the conversation with a horrible pick-up line. Your friends will never let you live this down.

7 -DUDE. THAT'S MY MOM. NOT COOL. (or my sister, my dad, my dog whatever...) Hey, check out that sexy lady over there! I would so bang her! Cue revelation.

8 - THE INTERNET IS FOR-- Porn, duh? You are caught looking at some raunchy action in the internet. What are you doing? Is that supposed to go in there? Will it fit? Can I have a copy?

9 -THE INTERNET IS ALSO FOR-- LJ RP. So, who are you playing over the internet? What does this say about you? How do you explain this very geeky hobby and will your peers let you live this down?

¤ Or you could not use a prompt at all and do your own thing. It's cool too.
¤ Have fun!

rated: pg, crack-humor, rated: pg13

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