[He's fairly sure the timestamps on the security videos at work will keep him alive and provide a solid alibi - having been nowhere near a computer at the time.]
I did say I wasn't serious. [Yes yes, she sees it. She knows what his stance there is, and it's not like she doesn't agree about the humans; she doesn't hunt them, after all. Though, considering her picture is plastered up on the internet to be rated 'hot or not' by any stranger who clicks by... she may be starting to wonder if Gus isn't part demon -- assuming this is his doing.
Also? This face, Alec.]
NASCAR perfume. You're a regular comedian. [She tosses him a sidelong look.] I was gonna say 9-ish, but with that sense of humor, I might have to drop you to 7.5.
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Really?
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Don't look at me, since when would I ever? [Why yes, she is scowling.] Someone's idea of a joke, obviously. A bad one, they need new material.
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[Nope. So not smiling. At all.]
I'll give you, like, an eight though.
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[Noooot helping with the 'I had nothing to do with it' thing, Alec.]
An eight. Really?
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This is fairly petty for a demon.
Fine. 8.5
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[Just in case he's actually wondering.]
...I'm losing points on the gun oil, aren't I?
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Is that what the smell is? Thought it was some NASCAR perfume.
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Also? This face, Alec.]
NASCAR perfume. You're a regular comedian. [She tosses him a sidelong look.] I was gonna say 9-ish, but with that sense of humor, I might have to drop you to 7.5.
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