1333. TFLN

[loveshernerds]

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jac - oc - ota

[inyourgirlshoes]

i'm playing a little game i like to call "how quickly can i infuse this vodka into my bloodstream without the use of an IV"

[bluntforces]

Who's winning? And are there really any losers?

[inyourgirlshoes]

i'm winning! also the only person playing is me.

[bluntforces]

Lame. How have you not convinced the world to play with you?

[inyourgirlshoes]

that would require me to talk to the people around me. i'm busy. i'm drinking vodka.

[bluntforces]

People could be -buying you- vodka.

[inyourgirlshoes]

oh god. you're so right. but if they buy me a drink then i'll feel obligated to carry a conversation with them. dilemma.

[bluntforces]

Fine art of batting eyelashes and laughing flirty every few seconds. Master it in good health.

[inyourgirlshoes]

trying it now. will report back shortly.

[bluntforces]

holding breath, doll.

[inyourgirlshoes]

i'm fucking magic. you should see the drinks in front of me right now.

[bluntforces]

new game: how many can you get bought for you at once.

[inyourgirlshoes]

i don't want to attract too much attention. i have to finish all these drinks.

[bluntforces]

disappoint in your competitive drive, boneca. enjoy, though.

[inyourgirlshoes]

what's a boneca? who am i even talking to?

[bluntforces]

a pretty girl? is this not rowan?