1109: The Star Wars AU Meme

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Clint Barton | MCU | Grey/Former Jedi & Bounty Hunter

[hawkzler]

(Used to be a Jedi. Not so much anymore. Possibly mind-wipey-ness happened.)

[indestructigirl]

Can I have a lightsaber yet? [OHAI MASTER.]

[hawkzler]

Maybe when you're more responsible. *There's a smirk with that, apprentice.*

[indestructigirl]

I'm totally responsible! I'm as responsible as you are, and you have one. [So much huffing, it's not fair!]

[hawkzler]

*Well that shows how responsible he is..* When I'm convinced you won't poke your eye out with it, I'll give you one.

[indestructigirl]

I'm not gonna poke my eye out! I don't even know if I can heal from a lightsaber to the head. Trust me, I'll be careful. Perma-death is not on the agenda.

[hawkzler]

I can't just give you a lightsaber anyway. You have to build it.

[indestructigirl]

What? That's so lame. I wanted to just go pick one out and have this magical bonding moment with my lightsaber.

[hawkzler]

Well, you get to have a magical bonding moment while you build it.

[indestructigirl]

But I can't build stuff! [=| face forever.] And I don't know how to make it pink.

[hawkzler]

Okay. I'll tell you what. When we've got the time and I think you're ready, we'll go to the crystal caves. I'm sure there's a pink crystal in there if you look hard enough.

[indestructigirl]

[It might as well be Christmas. Er... Jedi Christmas.] Really? If we find a pink crystal, I'm so building a lightsaber.

[hawkzler]

*So Jedi Christmas* What if you don't find one?

[indestructigirl]

Purple. Or red. Or maybe purple and red together to get magenta which is kind of pink.

[hawkzler]

And red is an appropriate Sith color, apprentice. I'd approve of magenta.

[indestructigirl]

I'm actually starting to think I want magenta. I love red and pink and magenta is both. I'm gonna be the prettiest Sith ever.