This might be your typical sex meme in some ways, but it has a twist! The thread starter chooses their favored scenario (or multiples!) and writes a set up in their comment so others can jump right in if they like the direction you want to go. Blank comments are discouraged, but they will not be deleted. Please don't forget to state your preferences and respect others!
VANILLA
1. obligatory first time
Take it in any sense. Your first time with a new partner or your first time entirely. Maybe it's just your first time trying a new act with someone you care about
2. frottage
Not all sex has to be penetrative. Frottage is the act of rubbing yourself off against your partner for mutual satisfaction.
3. magical hands
Handjobs. It can include stimulation the penis, balls, the anus, clit, or vagina. Get creative! No sense in focusing on just one area when you have two hands.
4. oral
Use your mouth to stimulate your partner to orgasm. 69 is more than acceptable too.
5. new position
Doggy style, up against a wall, or any other position you can think of is on the table tonight.
ADVENTUROUS
1. in public
In the car, in a dressing room, or restroom. The possibilities are endless! The fact remains that you're both feeling frisky and want to indulge in exhibitionism.
2. toys
Dildos, cockrings, anal pugs, vibrators... the sky is the limit.
3. light bondage
Handcuffs, scarfs, ties, and whatever else you have handy are fun to play with sometimes.
4. roleplay
Does the naughty schoolgirl have to be punished by the teacher? Are you a cop dealing with a robber? Whatever your fantasy is, live it out!
5. tease and denial
Get them to the edge and bring them back down. It's not as extreme as orgasm denial... you just want to have a little fun.
KINKY
1. heavy bondage
Japanese rope bondage or leather restraints, metal cuffs, suspension... the sky is the limit when you get into the heavier side of things.
2. flogging
Whips, paddles, hands... It can be just for the thrill or as some form of punishment, a release, anything.
3. orgasm control
You decide when and how they come plus how many times.
4. double penetration
Everyone has at least two holes to have fun with.
5. Dominance/submission
You want them to submit to you and want to please you. Maybe you want them to wear a collar or sit at your feet.
EXTREME
1. non-con
They don't want it, but you don't care.
2. piercing/tattoos
The ultimate sign of ownership or maybe just a kinky fetish...
3. blood play
It takes a lot of trust to let someone cut you or draw blood
4. unusual objects
Vegetables, hairbrushes, and various other objects can make interesting sex toys, so just look around.
5. violence
Severe beatings, hitting and slapping... all in the name of sex.
MISC.
1. twins
Perhaps the ultimate level of egoism. You are making love with yourself or at least someone who looks like you.
2. size difference
You are so much smaller than the other person that they could just gobble you up.
3. sexting
Phone sex or sexting work when you're not right there with your partner.
4. dirty talk
You want to bring your partner off with your voice only and you know just how to do it.
5. aphrodisiacs
You are burning up and if you don't have sex soon, you might die... literally. You have to have the first person you see even if you have to beg.