Annie, Five of Spades | House of Cards | OTAoneirophiliacJuly 6 2012, 13:27:30 UTC
Dear Abby,
So there's this guy. I've known him pretty much since I was a kid, and we grew up together until I had to move away. I moved back to that neighbourhood about five years ago and mostly connected with all my old friends and even made new ones. But even though I see him around all the time and even talk to him a lot, he's really standoffish and distant with me. Do you have any tips, Abby?
Breaking the ice between friends can be very hard! If you want to get your friend's attention and have him notice you then you'll need to do something that will throw him off guard. Something thatbwill surpise him and he'll be forced to focus on just you! Giving him a sudden kiss when having a polite chat or climbing him like a tree are just some of the ways you can do that.
But most of all don't give up. Even when he's trying to push you away you better keep yourself in one place! Your friend will most liekly expect you to leave him again due to moving away in the past. Show otherwise by always being there for him. Prove to him you can be consistent by sticking to your guns and contuining to prove your perdictableness with unperdictablity.
[There's a whole lot of flailing when she opens up the newspaper and reads that answer. Because what what what are they actually allowed to print that?]
Dear Abby,
Thank you for your advice concerning my last letter, but I'm afraid you may have misinterpreted me. I only want to get him to warm up to me, not go so far as to (paraphrasing) accept being climbed like a tree. I mean, that's a great suggestion but let's work up to that, okay? But I will certainly stand firm.
James Well | Seven of Spades | House of Cards [AU]aguiltysoulJuly 6 2012, 13:54:02 UTC
Dear Abby,
My only daughter has been asking about details of her mother lately. My wife was murdered passed away when our little girl was just a baby so of they never got to know each other and my daughter was always curious about the figure she never got to meet. I always avoided talking about my wife because of reasons and before my daughter was fine with that. But she's been asking very detailed, and specific, questions about my wife's history, what was she look and etc. It does seem like she's earnest to know more. I want to answer them but a lot of the questions involve explaining my own past and I admittedly don't have a very clean one.
How do I explain my wife and I without losing my daughter's respect for what I used to be and yet give her the full story about the two of us? Do I even tell her or just try to avoid the topic?
Any child growing up with only one parent inevitably asks these questions when comparing their own family to other, more 'normal' families. It's a perfectly rational curiosity.
Given your worries, I suggest you begin by showing her pictures of your wife. Talk about things that aren't connected with your dirty deeds. Don't tell or show her all these things at once; withhold it so you can keep telling her about your wife as she grows up.
When she's older, perhaps 17 or 18, you should sit her down and explain fully the truth about your and your wife's past. At that age she'll be emotionally ready and more understanding of you.
Kurt Hummel ★ GLEE [OTA]justbeingaqueenJuly 6 2012, 16:09:06 UTC
Dear Abby,
What tips do you have for dealing with a long distance relationship with the love of your life... and more specifically, how do you prevent RSI of the wrist...?
Re: Kurt Hummel ★ GLEE [OTA]justbeingaqueenJuly 6 2012, 23:42:41 UTC
Dear Learning to Change Hands in Lima,
I don't know how to break it to you. But long distance relationships very rarely work out long term...
...But if you insist on trying to make it work (really finding a new partner would be easier) I would suggest firstly that you go to a local sex shop with a shopping list. There are many kinds of toys that will simulate oral sex, or Vagina and Anal worth a visit. Then of course the variety of Dildos and Vibrators. You could even splash out on a sex doll, some are so life like you could take them home to Mom, and some cases? She'll like them more than the real life partner.
Of course, you can also set up some saucy skype calls, and there are casting kits so you can keep them near when their not.
Really all it takes is imagination.
But- as I said, a new Partner? Far cheaper. Or consider one night stands.
So, your advice is to turn into a slut? How do you still get a pay check? May I ask if this is your advice to everyone or do you just own the local sex shop too?
Becoming a slut is a valid solution. One that I fully endorse if the correct Protective measures are taken. That said it is of course not for everyone, The unattractive for example. If my previous help was not to your taste perhaps this may suit better. Be sure to arrange regular skype dates, there are ways to make these interesting rather than just boring calls, pretend you've just met on Chat Roulette, arrange a setting to pretend your call is coming from some where more exciting, Paris, London, Brazil, the moon. Dress up, suit tie, the whole nine yards. But I'm sure that these are things you have already considered. The unfortunate truth is most long distance relationships do not work. Either prepare to move, or prepare to move on.
I've recently come to realize that sometimes there just isn't a rhyme or reason to life. It's not a song, stupid. But! There's this woman -- fantastic woman. Great ass, perfect breasts, beautiful, and exactly what I need in every way. She knows how I feel about her and all, but that's not the issue.
The issue is that the government did things to me a long time ago. And I don't know how to tell her exactly what they did, but she probably should know, since we live together. But I don't know if that's smart.
Hopelessly lost here, Abby. I've got nothing but her.
If you both have mutual feelings for each other and you're living together, it's best that anything like that comes out before it goes much further. No one wants to find out twenty years down the line that the person you're in love with is either a completely different person or has something that's impossible to work through.
If you want to actually go anywhere with her, you might want to make sure all the cards are on the table. If she can't take it, at least you know now before you've invested too much. If she can, then... you're welcome.
Sagat || Street Fighter || lol this was too fun to write!tiger_tigerkneeJuly 21 2012, 07:35:52 UTC
Bodies,
Clear your mind. Focus.
Let your fear become fury. Let your fury become passion. Forge your passion into strength. Bend it with the might of your discipline until it obeys you.
You must show this woman your power! Teach her the fury of your ki. When your heart is still like the rocks in the river and your unbreakable fist in clenched in honesty, shatter your doubts with one solid strike and reveal yourself to her. A warrior fears not retribution or defeat. He seeks only improvement.
Train your heart with this woman's, throw violent elbows of courtship and love as you spar with her emotions. Show her you are indomitable. Show her you are a champion!
Jack Spicer | Xiaolin Showdown | OTAgreatevillaughJuly 7 2012, 15:02:39 UTC
Dear Abby,
I seem to have a problem with people leaving me. I'll team up with someone for a while, but they always seem to inevitably betray me. Like the ghost I used to work with. She left me for this amazingly cool guy who turns into a giant lizard, and even robots I make frequently turn against me. Is it because I always team up with evil people, or is it something I'm doing?
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So there's this guy. I've known him pretty much since I was a kid, and we grew up together until I had to move away. I moved back to that neighbourhood about five years ago and mostly connected with all my old friends and even made new ones. But even though I see him around all the time and even talk to him a lot, he's really standoffish and distant with me. Do you have any tips, Abby?
Confused in Cardsville
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But most of all don't give up. Even when he's trying to push you away you better keep yourself in one place! Your friend will most liekly expect you to leave him again due to moving away in the past. Show otherwise by always being there for him. Prove to him you can be consistent by sticking to your guns and contuining to prove your perdictableness with unperdictablity.
Standing there,
Abby
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Dear Abby,
Thank you for your advice concerning my last letter, but I'm afraid you may have misinterpreted me. I only want to get him to warm up to me, not go so far as to (paraphrasing) accept being climbed like a tree. I mean, that's a great suggestion but let's work up to that, okay? But I will certainly stand firm.
Thanks again,
Confused In Cardsville
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My only daughter has been asking about details of her mother lately. My wife was murdered passed away when our little girl was just a baby so of they never got to know each other and my daughter was always curious about the figure she never got to meet. I always avoided talking about my wife because of reasons and before my daughter was fine with that. But she's been asking very detailed, and specific, questions about my wife's history, what was she look and etc. It does seem like she's earnest to know more. I want to answer them but a lot of the questions involve explaining my own past and I admittedly don't have a very clean one.
How do I explain my wife and I without losing my daughter's respect for what I used to be and yet give her the full story about the two of us? Do I even tell her or just try to avoid the topic?
Troubled Parent 2: Boogaloo
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Any child growing up with only one parent inevitably asks these questions when comparing their own family to other, more 'normal' families. It's a perfectly rational curiosity.
Given your worries, I suggest you begin by showing her pictures of your wife. Talk about things that aren't connected with your dirty deeds. Don't tell or show her all these things at once; withhold it so you can keep telling her about your wife as she grows up.
When she's older, perhaps 17 or 18, you should sit her down and explain fully the truth about your and your wife's past. At that age she'll be emotionally ready and more understanding of you.
A parent in arms,
Abby
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What tips do you have for dealing with a long distance relationship with the love of your life... and more specifically, how do you prevent RSI of the wrist...?
Learning to Change Hands in Lima
Reply
I don't know how to break it to you. But long distance relationships very rarely work out long term...
...But if you insist on trying to make it work (really finding a new partner would be easier) I would suggest firstly that you go to a local sex shop with a shopping list. There are many kinds of toys that will simulate oral sex, or Vagina and Anal worth a visit. Then of course the variety of Dildos and Vibrators. You could even splash out on a sex doll, some are so life like you could take them home to Mom, and some cases? She'll like them more than the real life partner.
Of course, you can also set up some saucy skype calls, and there are casting kits so you can keep them near when their not.
Really all it takes is imagination.
But- as I said, a new Partner? Far cheaper. Or consider one night stands.
Love and Understanding
Abby.
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So, your advice is to turn into a slut? How do you still get a pay check? May I ask if this is your advice to everyone or do you just own the local sex shop too?
Love,
Changing hands
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Becoming a slut is a valid solution. One that I fully endorse if the correct Protective measures are taken. That said it is of course not for everyone, The unattractive for example.
If my previous help was not to your taste perhaps this may suit better. Be sure to arrange regular skype dates, there are ways to make these interesting rather than just boring calls, pretend you've just met on Chat Roulette, arrange a setting to pretend your call is coming from some where more exciting, Paris, London, Brazil, the moon. Dress up, suit tie, the whole nine yards. But I'm sure that these are things you have already considered.
The unfortunate truth is most long distance relationships do not work. Either prepare to move, or prepare to move on.
Concerned
Abby
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I've recently come to realize that sometimes there just isn't a rhyme or reason to life. It's not a song, stupid. But! There's this woman -- fantastic woman. Great ass, perfect breasts, beautiful, and exactly what I need in every way. She knows how I feel about her and all, but that's not the issue.
The issue is that the government did things to me a long time ago. And I don't know how to tell her exactly what they did, but she probably should know, since we live together. But I don't know if that's smart.
Hopelessly lost here, Abby. I've got nothing but her.
-Bodies On The Floor
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If you both have mutual feelings for each other and you're living together, it's best that anything like that comes out before it goes much further. No one wants to find out twenty years down the line that the person you're in love with is either a completely different person or has something that's impossible to work through.
If you want to actually go anywhere with her, you might want to make sure all the cards are on the table. If she can't take it, at least you know now before you've invested too much. If she can, then... you're welcome.
Digging Graves,
Abby.
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Clear your mind. Focus.
Let your fear become fury. Let your fury become passion. Forge your passion into strength. Bend it with the might of your discipline until it obeys you.
You must show this woman your power! Teach her the fury of your ki. When your heart is still like the rocks in the river and your unbreakable fist in clenched in honesty, shatter your doubts with one solid strike and reveal yourself to her. A warrior fears not retribution or defeat. He seeks only improvement.
Train your heart with this woman's, throw violent elbows of courtship and love as you spar with her emotions. Show her you are indomitable. Show her you are a champion!
Tiger!
-Abby
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I seem to have a problem with people leaving me. I'll team up with someone for a while, but they always seem to inevitably betray me. Like the ghost I used to work with. She left me for this amazingly cool guy who turns into a giant lizard, and even robots I make frequently turn against me. Is it because I always team up with evil people, or is it something I'm doing?
Hey, Wait, Come Back
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